WINNER: Caption Contest 5 (raffle type thing)

[bob]

Give me your best caption for this picture.  
Winner will receive a surprise!

RULES:
One entry per person
No photoshop jobs or altering the image.  Looking for just a simple, funny caption.
I will ship free to US.  International contributors will need to cover shipping.
No post limit needed, all are welcome.

I will run this for just a few days.

[HercTNT]

Betty trying to sell new "easy to carry" road cones at the DMV!

[Arkhan]

"stay the f*ck away from my groceries, tubby"

[Necromancer]

If that sonofabitch thinks I'm gonna fall for his "I'm having a heart attack!" shit and give him mouth to mouth again, he's crazy.

[hoobs88]

All of your Trick-or-Treats belong to me!

[MotherGunner]

"Do you happen to have an extra copy of the Handbook for the Recently Deceased?"

[420GOAT]

"f*ck watching this shit, ive got an eighther and a couple Highlifes out back if you wanna get f*cked up."

[Tatsujin]

"OBEY or GTFO"

[esteban]

"Esteban in three years."

[_joshuaTurbo]

"Did you have to sit in a waiting room at the 'Green Bag' store?"

[Mishran]

"Yeah, I'm the bag speed stacking world champ. Trophy is out in my car, wanna see it?"

[Arkhan]

"Do you happen to have an extra copy of the Handbook for the Recently Deceased?"

bwhahahaha I loled.

[TheClash603]

"The old purse handle tit framing technique.  Makes even fat chick knockers look delicious."

[bob]

"The old purse handle tit framing technique.  Makes even fat chick knockers look delicious."

You should be arrested.

[roflmao]

"The old purse handle tit framing technique.  Makes even fat chick knockers look delicious."

We have a winner! Lol...