Caption Contest Results

[bob]

I will update this OP with winners, sort of like our own hollywood walk of fame.  Enjoi.

Caption contest 1:
Winner: MotherGunner





Recieved:  Virtua Tennis (dreamcast)





Caption contest 2:
Winner: _joshuaTurbo




"The tailgating scene for the upcoming 2013 XFL season!!"

Recieved:  Jack Nicholas Golf (nes) and Alisia Dragoon (genesis)





Caption contest 3:
Winner: Ji-L87




"Welcome, Mr.Bond. I hope my henchman didn't give you too much trouble?"

Recieved:  Medal of Honor (gba)





Caption contest 4:
Winner: Necromancer




"In the story of the Tortoise and the Hare, who knew that 'slow' had nothing to do with speed?"

Recieved:  Wild West Shootout (wii)




Caption contest 5:
Winner: TheClash603




"The old purse handle tit framing technique.  Makes even fat chick knockers look delicious."

Recieved:  Star Soldier (nes)




Caption contest 6:
Winner: _joshuaTurbo




"Do you really think we'll need these to play Camp California?"  "f*ck yeah we do!!"

Recieved: Hardcore 4x4 (saturn)





Caption contest 7 (guess that 'stache):
Winner: esteban







Crushed it quickly.

Recieved: Shooter - Space Shot (ps1)




Caption contest 8 (guess that 'stache):
Winner: Jibbajaba








Recieved: FORFEIT




Caption contest 9:
Winner: TheClash603




"Victoria Secret filed for bankruptcy today.  Company management said the new direction of the angels didn't resonate with the buyers."

Recieved:  Bomberman (gameboy)




Caption contest 10:
Winner: Opethian




"meanwhile in Detroit..."

Recieved:  Dragon Slayer (PCE)




Caption contest 11:
Winner: roflmao




"Upon hearing the news of another Ant Invasion, Greg Bradley heads back to the desert."

Recieved:  Zero 4 Champ II (PCE)




Caption contest 12:
Winner: nullity



"Bill had learned his lesson after losing the tips of all four fingers; this time, he used a fork."

Recieved:  Spy Hunter (3DS)




Caption contest 13:
Winner: _joshuaTurbo



"Soop, for the last time- NO you cannot take Donna home!"

Recieved:  Guardian Legend (NES)




Caption contest 14:
Winner: Arkhan



"who the f*ck let Justin Bieber in. "

Recieved:  Prince of Persia (PS2)




Caption contest 15:
Winner: InfraMan



"CeeLo Green, before he harnessed the power of OBEY!"

Recieved:  I don't remember what I sent (PCE)




Caption contest 16:
Winner: TheOldMan (passed the win to nullity)



TheOldMan:  "Honestly. Howard meant nothing to me..."

nullity:  ""Smell my fingers..." Galam whispered seductively."

Recieved: MechWarrior 2 and Missle Command(PS1)




Caption contest 17:
Winner: TheClash603



I never thought I was a racist until I tried to come up with a caption for this picture.  You've made me ashamed of myself.

Recieved: Forgotten Worlds (genesis)




Caption contest 18:
Winner: Opethian



"AY ANYONE GOT DA WIFI PASSWORD SO I CAN PLAY MADDEN"

Recieved: Sengoku Mahjong and Naxat Stadium (PCE)




Caption contest 19:
Winner: xelement5x



"Tom realized to late that he had misheard his friends when they told him to "Do her in the bucket"."

Recieved: Dementia 13 (DVD)




Caption contest 20:
Winner: nullity


"Swipe right"

Recieved: Alzadick (PCE)




Caption contest 21:
Winner: esteban




Recieved: Golden Sun (DS)



Caption contest 22:
Winner: esteban


Beats by Zune.

Recieved: Camp California Soundtrack




Caption contest 23:
Winner: xelement5x


nullity didn't realize that taking just one gerbil out of the wheel for a little "me" time would totally cut the power to his websever

Recieved: Sherlock Holmes CD w/ newspapers



Caption contest 24:
Winner: BlueBMW


Soop: 1 year after Donna

Recieved: Super Mario Maker (Wii U)



Caption contest 25:
Winner: geise


Hello?  Yes...we do VGA grading.

Recieved: Surprise

[esteban]

Thank you, galam:





I love me some shoot-em-ups, especially one with three diferent characters. WOO HOO!

[Tatsujin]

lol. that shooter space shot is out of the B-Game "the 1500" serie here in japan, originally called "the shooting".

the conversation between these three characters is uberhilarious too..lol.

it's so bad, it's already good again.

[esteban]

lol. that shooter space shot is out of the B-Game "the 1500" serie here in japan, originally called "the shooting".

the conversation between these three characters is uberhilarious too..lol.

it's so bad, it's already good again.

Hahahhahaha. I never heard of this "game" before and I am stoked it is a shoot-em-up, no matter how pathetic it might be  .

Also, the water pistol/ray gun used on the packaging to denote the "action" genre is brilliant!

PROTIP: le click for hidden surprise.

[Father5&JoshUnion]

it's so bad, it's already good again.

word.

Thanks again GALAM!!  I can't believe I get more goodies from you!!  I need to send you something in returnies!

[bob]

lol. that shooter space shot is out of the B-Game "the 1500" serie here in japan, originally called "the shooting".

the conversation between these three characters is uberhilarious too..lol.

it's so bad, it's already good again.

Hahahhahaha. I never heard of this "game" before and I am stoked it is a shoot-em-up, no matter how pathetic it might be  .

Also, the water pistol/ray gun used on the packaging to denote the "action" genre is brilliant!

PROTIP: le click for hidden surprise.

Ha!  I actually found the game somewhat fun, but I beat it quickly. Odd there are no power ups in the game (that I found anyway). So you are stuck with a pea shooter for the whole thing.

[Father5&JoshUnion]

Caption contest 6:
Winner: _joshuaTurbo


"Do you really think we'll need these to play Camp California?"  "f*ck yeah we do!!"
Recieved: (it's in the mail)

Holy Moly!!  It's time to HardCaw 4x4 on my SATURN!!

Thanks GALAM!! 

[roflmao]

Holy Moly!!  It's time to HardCaw 4x4 on my SATURN!!

Thanks GALAM!! 

Sweet!  I have Hardcore 4x4 for the PS1.  It was one of the first games I got and I've never been able to part with it, as cheesy as it is.

[esteban]

UPDATE: Since I have a fetish for shoot-em-ups and because I can appreciate less-than-stellar games... I LOVE SPACE SHOT (OK, I love it mostly because Galam picked it out for me and I think I definitely got the best title for my tastes!)

SPACE SHOT...still spinning in my PS!

[bob]

Updated w/ Clash results.

[bob]

updated with cc10 results

[Opethian]

cant wait...

[Opethian]

awesome man thanks for the Dragon SLayer!

[bob]

updated with roflmao results!

[TheClash603]

galam is the man for doing these.  lots of fun reading the captions and you are very generous.