Author Topic: A day in the life of the PCEFX village idiot....  (Read 1748 times)

roflmao

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Re: A day in the life of the PCEFX village idiot....
« Reply #60 on: April 23, 2013, 05:01:34 AM »
Whenever something crummy happens in our house now, I'll just blame Bernie.  My house is riddled with his stuff. :D

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Re: A day in the life of the PCEFX village idiot....
« Reply #61 on: April 23, 2013, 04:22:12 PM »
No, it was some guy in Japan. Now, it looks like it may have traded hands a few times, so if Bernie had it at one point...

The guy in Japan is Baruni Kawasaki, Bernies long lost cousin.



Baruni! I love that guy.

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Re: A day in the life of the PCEFX village idiot....
« Reply #62 on: April 23, 2013, 04:46:00 PM »
lol, baruni :lol:
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Re: A day in the life of the PCEFX village idiot....
« Reply #63 on: April 23, 2013, 07:40:43 PM »
So let's figure out how this curse works.

1.) Spreads through electronics.
2.) Destroys subject's natural thought process. Most subjects act on impulse, usually with stupider/more destructive consequences that the subject had originally factored.
3.) Curse can cause destructive effects to the cursed object itself, or other electronics in the general vicinity. Secondarily effected items should also be considered "cursed" and should be disposed of in a safe, "hex-free" manner.
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Re: A day in the life of the PCEFX village idiot....
« Reply #64 on: April 25, 2013, 03:20:48 AM »
I mean damn!!!  lol  I love you guys!!!  :)

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Re: A day in the life of the PCEFX village idiot....
« Reply #65 on: April 25, 2013, 08:01:27 AM »
So let's figure out how this curse works.

1.) Spreads through electronics.
2.) Destroys subject's natural thought process. Most subjects act on impulse, usually with stupider/more destructive consequences that the subject had originally factored.
3.) Curse can cause destructive effects to the cursed object itself, or other electronics in the general vicinity. Secondarily effected items should also be considered "cursed" and should be disposed of in a safe, "hex-free" manner.
I had a incident last night with the n64 I got from Bernie. My cat decided it wanted to spray the jumpercart so now I got this urine soaked jumpercart. Thankfully it wasn't in the system as I just put in the ram cart in. Seriously though, why would the cat decide to mark its territory on a Bernie jumper cart?

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Re: A day in the life of the PCEFX village idiot....
« Reply #66 on: April 25, 2013, 08:16:25 AM »
Kitteh was just trying to cover up the smell of Bernie's ass.
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Re: A day in the life of the PCEFX village idiot....
« Reply #67 on: April 25, 2013, 11:56:01 AM »
Sounds like you may have a dead cat now???

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Re: A day in the life of the PCEFX village idiot....
« Reply #68 on: April 25, 2013, 12:48:40 PM »
Sounds like you may have a dead cat now???
More like a cat hat if it were up to me. Damn fluffy persian...


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Re: A day in the life of the PCEFX village idiot....
« Reply #69 on: April 27, 2013, 09:47:23 AM »
So let's figure out how this curse works.

1.) Spreads through electronics.
2.) Destroys subject's natural thought process. Most subjects act on impulse, usually with stupider/more destructive consequences that the subject had originally factored.
3.) Curse can cause destructive effects to the cursed object itself, or other electronics in the general vicinity. Secondarily effected items should also be considered "cursed" and should be disposed of in a safe, "hex-free" manner.
I had a incident last night with the n64 I got from Bernie. My cat decided it wanted to spray the jumpercart so now I got this urine soaked jumpercart. Thankfully it wasn't in the system as I just put in the ram cart in. Seriously though, why would the cat decide to mark its territory on a Bernie jumper cart?
4) Animals are cognizant of the curse and will do what they can to ensure their respective humans are not thwarted by it.
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