remember your the one who started this and brought it to this level, by being very rude "go f*ck off noob"
"you must be very obsessed or have been band under other names"
nope i have never known of you till this, and dead_man94 has been the only name Ive ever had on this form. but as for you, you have a major shit streak on the internet / other forms that 5min of goggle search brought up.
So you reduced your hours of forum searches to 5 mins. Sweet. So lets address this:
so here some "real fun facts about you: goes by different form/ebay names from starting to much shit.
I have had two ebay accounts in total since 2002. The current one is from 2008 to now. This is a 100 percent positive feedback account. You'd know this had you actually looked. The other was closed when I initially took a break from ebay to focus on different things, and because I did not like where some ebay policies were headed back then in regards to buyers and sellers.
Mike Helgeson/ PC-ENGINE HELL/ Amakusa666.
Yes, in a attempt to support forum transparency, I used my real name on this forum once. As far as using other names on different forums, yeah, who doesn't? Do I really need to use the exact same name across multiple forums that have nothing to do with each other? Does Hisstank.com have anything at all to do with Pc-EngineFX? Does Klov/Vaps also have anything to do with this forum? This would be a issue if I was trying to hide who I was, however, anyone I talk to on any given forum knows who I am and that I post on other forums, and usually if they are involved on other said forums also they know my id. I have been around long enough that anyone who cares to know who I am will, via both ebay sales and forum activity.
is a sad single father (almost 40yr old) that has no life,
I don't know, I am fairly satisfied with my life in general. I have two great kids and our lives are pretty great over all. My kids are both well situated and both have a great circle of friends, and we enjoy a pretty good family life. Do you deem my life as sad simply because I choose not to broadcast it on facebook for you to read about? Do you confuse that lack of posted public content as somehow being a lack of life? As far as being a "single father" yeah, I date now and then when I feel like it, but I chose to put this on the back burner mostly and focus on parenting mainly. Its called being responsible. A single parent has to work twice as hard being, oh, IDK, a single parent? So that you also know, because this seems to interest you so greatly, I do not receive child support. I raise my two on my own. Over all, this may be a concept well beyond your grasping, but a good single parent, or even a good parent in general, doesn't just forget about their kids and focus on snorting coke, banging trashy ho's, and posting pics of their saturday morning hang overs.
makes his living being a reseller on ebay and spamming other forms for sales..ie digipress, and other toy sites.
Other then Digital Press, which I do list ebay sales and forum sales, and here, and Hisstank in the past when I was a active member trading and buying and selling with other members, what other forums are you referring to that I am supposedly spamming to no end? You mind presenting me with a list, because I would love to know what other current mystery forums I am selling on that I was not aware I was a member of. Also, you do realize I buy and trade with people too, right? You do also realize that many active contributing members on said forums also do the same? Also, you do realize this is general attack on sellers is a direct contradiction to your own habits as being mainly a buyer and freeloader here, let alone your ebay buyer and seller activity where you also seem to sell game related items and Power Ranger toys:
http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&userid=dead_man94&ftab=FeedbackAsSellerloves gi joes more than his wife...that has nothing to do with him...wonder why 
Why do you think I am married? You yourself had already established and confirmed I was a single parent, so that comes off as strange logic. I have been separated from my ex-wife since December 99 when I left her. My divorce took about 2 years, which I paid for. As far as her having anything to do with me, kind of impossible since I have a restraining order against her and she is currently in prison for what would be considered a long term. As far as GI Joes, I wanted to get my kid into them when they did the 25th anniversary and first live action movie toy run. It was a great way to relate to/connect and have fun with my son before he grew up and got out of toys, etc. I also got him into Star Wars, Transformers, video games, horror movies, etc. After he grew out of the GI Joe stuff I sold mine off and gave a ton to our old neighbor who had a young boy. My son did the same (he used the money towards video games as he is a avid gamer, and gave most of the larger vehicles to the neighbors kid to enjoy). This is fairly common behavior of parents who want to connect and interact with their children. If you have kids and don't do things like this, you know, take interest in their lives, I would really question your abilities and motives as a parent.
has to pay his daughters in change to help mail his ebay items off 
Yep. She wanted to help and it was a good experience for her, learning and taking responsibility. You may have heard of a similar concept. Its called "Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work" day. Also, sorry to disappoint, I paid my daughter to help pack packages, in cash, not change. I'm not some old hag with a fat jar of change by my dresser (useless tidbit since you seem overly obsessed with myself and my kids personal lives, I don't even use a dresser, I use a closet and hangers).
best of all, the creepy mug..lolz!
Because you seem to super obsessed with all of this, including obsessing over how I look, I took 3 more pics to post for you (if you decide to go all hard gay on us and jack off to them, please keep it to yourself)
hehe, id probably be single too if I looked like a 70s pedo.
I think you are confused. This is what a 1970s pedophile looks like:
I also have no doubt you are single, and probably always have been other then that one time you tried to play doctor with some little girl in the 3rd grade (don't bother ripping off someone elses pics of them with their wife or whatever and posting them here stating they are you. I wont buy it, if your life was so f*cking great you'd have spent more time already posting about how awesome yours was, with proof of the such, instead of making shit up about my own).
remember, you started this for know other reason than to pick at how many post I have and call me "a f*cking noob"/ make yourself feel superior than myself.
That I did, and I have no regrets. Also, I am, but thanks for feeling the need to go off on a wild tangent and confirming it for us.
this is why I like just watching and reading post, instead of writing, because some douche seems to want try and call people out and throw the noob word around/ start flame wars...because thats 40yr old men do right?
And here it was all this time we thought the only reason you posted as of late was because you just wanted free stuff. Who woulda thought that beneath that cold, empty, shallow, pathetic exterior lies a man with a terrible deep seeded secret agony with awe inspiring untapped talent (It's over 9000!), ready to give all to the world just so long as they don't cross that line and call him a nooblette.
In the end, if half your info came from Dramatica, which it seems it did, I hate to break this to you, but I did most of my own entry, as well as Nintegas and others, as I used to contribute on there before girlvinyl tanked the site and it had to be restored. If most of your other "google resources" amount to mysterious people dropping you flawed info via pm, then I really feel sorry for you, because they set you up to fail (I lied, I don't feel sorry for you).
Now if you want, you can commence with the fabricating of your life story, family pics, career, age, etc. If its even half as fake and half baked as most of the info you pulled out of your ass or made up on the fly about me, then it should make for a good read. Let me guess, you're a fighter pilot who served 17 tours then joined Nasa after inventing superglue and marrying a super model then winning Big Brother 24 and being elected VP to a company no one has ever heard of but probably exist because you say it does. On the other hand you may just bore me by stating you're just a every day joe with 3 kids, a average job and a decent wife and you hit church twice a week and do you're fair share in the community.
At this point I wouldn't believe either scenarios, or anything like them. Only some real f*cking loser with zero of a f*cking life would get so bent out of shape over some lulz that he would go rabid googling all night for info and posting shit he found on Dramatica along with fabricating other shit, trying to pass it off as gospel in some crazed basement virgin nerd rage over his recent terrible turn of events. This latest event clearly had such a dire impact on your already terrible f*cking life and fragile ego that it threw you into overload, causing you to lose your cool and continue to rage to no end. It makes me wonder how long you stared at my profile cursing me with raised fist last nite:
Anyway, you can see where I am going with this and all...... But hey, just wanted to say, well, you know, I'm sorry guy, and you can enter the raffle.
Yeah f*cking as if. f*ck off already. No raffle for you. Now or ever. Go whore up someone elses raffle already with your sob stories about how you got forum raped and how you're just a cool guy, an every day bro who is simply misunderstood. No one here f*cking cares. EVER.
