Author Topic: Random PCE Haiku Thread.  (Read 608 times)

turboswimbz

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Random PCE Haiku Thread.
« on: July 15, 2013, 10:23:00 AM »
Why? well Idk. Why not? These are some poor PCE Haikus off the top of my head.  also I am going crazy.

Oh the PCE
Just the way it should be
Please will you marry me


A litle White Box
Happy with Delight for you
Now go Shoot em Up


Yes you must Obey!
PCengine Forever
Play Le PCE
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SuperDeadite

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Re: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2013, 11:57:59 AM »
LaserActive Go
Supreme absolute obey
Boobies in 3D
Stronger Than Your Average Deadite

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Re: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2013, 03:52:06 PM »
One arrived today
Purchased from this very site
Sega AC works
Take off yer flip flops and set up the tripod: it's bag kickin' time!

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Re: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2013, 04:15:48 PM »
China Warrior
Stepping on poor Mario
You are all Pansies
Play Turbografx.
Play the Turbografx. PLAY
THE TURBOGRAFX!!!!!!

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PunkicCyborg

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Re: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2013, 05:33:54 PM »
Masaya's finest
Haters gonna hate
ENERGY!!!
(19:28:25) GE0: superdead told me in whisper that his favorite game is mario paint

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Re: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2013, 05:35:08 PM »
blue crabs
best legs on a game cover
Wonder Momo!
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sunteam_paul

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Re: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2013, 09:35:36 PM »
There's another thread
Guess a game from the haiku
It's forgotten now
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turboswimbz

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Re: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2013, 05:50:17 AM »
There's another thread
Guess a game from the haiku
It's forgotten now

Paul you would notice
I did stumble across it
NecroBump I not
NW: Hey, I made it on this psycho's Enemies' List, how about that ?? ;)

BT: Look at how the fake SFII' carts instantly sold out and were immediately listed on eBay before the flippers even took possession. Look at Nintendo's overpriced bricks. Look at the typical forum discussions elsewhere.

You can't tell most retro gamers anything!

Spenoza: The wannabe masculinity just overwhelms.

Arkhan

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Re: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2013, 02:45:47 AM »
Insanity Sucks
Pyramid Plunder Does Too
Atlantean Don't

:)

bwahahahahahaaaa
[Fri 19:34]<nectarsis> been wanting to try that one for awhile now Ope
[Fri 19:33]<Opethian> l;ol huge dong

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geise

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Re: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2013, 03:23:25 AM »
My name is Arkan
I am a pee pee toucher
I touch your pee pee


 O:)
« Last Edit: July 17, 2013, 05:59:44 AM by geise »

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Re: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
« Reply #10 on: July 17, 2013, 06:27:55 AM »
perfect PCE setup I have
other consoles I have too
but you're on top of them all
Gaming since 1985

esteban

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Re: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
« Reply #11 on: July 17, 2013, 06:28:19 AM »
Comrades, JOY is nigh:
Blodia (Timeball) is LOVE
and SOOTHES savage hearts.
« Last Edit: July 17, 2013, 06:35:30 AM by esteban »
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sunteam_paul

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Re: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
« Reply #12 on: July 18, 2013, 08:45:26 AM »
Some people are not
Using the five seven rule
This is haiku, bitch
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turboswimbz

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Re: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
« Reply #13 on: July 18, 2013, 10:37:46 AM »
Five seven and Five
This is how to make haiku
Sound very good
 :-"
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BT: Look at how the fake SFII' carts instantly sold out and were immediately listed on eBay before the flippers even took possession. Look at Nintendo's overpriced bricks. Look at the typical forum discussions elsewhere.

You can't tell most retro gamers anything!

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Re: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
« Reply #14 on: July 18, 2013, 02:42:01 PM »
The SUPER Kung Fu
Two Screen Mahjong is Cool
Damn April's Fool

Buy Meteor Blaster DX
And Obey With This Game
It's Pure Sex

World War Dinossaur Assassins
Hail the Heros of Revolution
Soon from Aetherbyte

I would advertise games
That I made by myself
If I had.