Damn, turbokon!
Usually, when I see that much boxed PCE hardware, I'm jealous of tats. BUT HE HAS A TINY APARTMENT AND COVERS EVERYTHING WITH DUSTY TOWELS. You don't have any dirty hand towels blanketing your gear. WHICH MEANS I WON'T BE EXPOSED TO HORDES OF DUST MITES. Which means I want to live in your game room. THERE IS ENOUGH ROOM FOR ME, EVEN IF I GAIN A FEW POUNDS. Sadly, tats doesn't have any room for me in the "multi-purpose room" that serves as his game room/living room/laundry room/bedroom/warehouse.
I'm packing up my things.