I was eating this box of DOTS leftover from Easter that I found in my pantry. I finished them (or so I thought) but I could feel there was one more left in the box, but it was stuck to the inside of the box like it was f*cking glued to it or something.
No matter how much I shook the box it would not dislodge, so in my fury I ripped the box apart only to discover it was not even a full DOT, just like a turd of a DOT that was some tiny amount of candy stuck to the side. So, now I'm mad at the makers of DOTS because they raised my hopes and dashed them with this dingleberry of a DOT.