I wanted to eat a huge bowl of Cheerios (OK, technically I have "toasted oats") + banana. NO BANANAS IN FRIDGE. Then I see a new bunch on the counter! GREEN. ONLY GREEN. ONLY SAD BOWL OF TOASTED OATS
I despise toilets that are smart enough to flush automatically, but still dumb enough to never get it right. I'll leave the reasoning as an exercise for the reader.
Bitches. Man... bitches. 'Nuff said