HEADPHONES THAT ARE TOO TIGHT AND PINCH MY FRIGGIN' DELICATE EARS AND MAKE ME SWEAT.
THE F@CKING SWEAT CREATES A GODDAM VACUUM SEAL, HOLY SH!T.
But I really can't complain since my friend gave me the headphones for free and they sound a lot better than my last pair of $5 crappies.
Why can't I have nice things? When I spent $50 on a nice-sounding pair of headphones years ago, I accidentally ripped the cord out.
Holy crap, my ears are burning now.