Insomnia and ball sweat...
Killer combo. Especially when a river of ball sweat breaks away Mt. Teste and forges a path through unshaven arse hair of Moreno Valley.
When my ass, which needs to be shaved, is in need of a shave. I JUST BECAME ACUTELY AWARE OF THIS A MOMENT AGO.
Get ahold of Nullity. he's helped, and helps RJ feel free, like he does here (skip to 20sec in, old recording off an old spot recording.);
Folks can shoot me now, because I like that song (pastiche, really).
(1) I loathe the pile (mountain, really) of laundry sitting in the middle of my kitchen.
(2) It still needs to be washed, but it isn't carrying itself downstairs. I hate that.
(3) I am irked by the lack of coffee in my coffee cup—if I use a grinder now, I'll wake up kids. I hate when I wake up kids and don't have any free time in the early morning.