What do you depise AT THIS MOMENT, literally....

[Dicer]

Motherf*cking inkjet printers...I HATE YOU SO f*ckING MUCH.

Buy new black ink, "naw man to print in black imma need some new color cartridges too"

Get f*cked inkjet industry.

[esteban]

Motherf*cking inkjet printers...I HATE YOU SO f*ckING MUCH.

Buy new black ink, "naw man to print in black imma need some new color cartridges too"

Get f*cked inkjet industry.

Don't forget the basics:

R + Y = Orange
B + Y = Green
B + R = Bluish-Red
ROYGBIV = Black ink for printer

[Zero_Gamer]

The f*cking flu virus.

[bob]

Motherf*cking inkjet printers...I HATE YOU SO f*ckING MUCH.

Buy new black ink, "naw man to print in black imma need some new color cartridges too"

Get f*cked inkjet industry.

you could be like me and accidentally run a dehumidifier right next to your inkjet printer.
yeah, that helps the cartridges last.

[Dicer]

This f*cking code

Lots of Godzillas
At the title screen, hold Up + Right + II and press Run. Keep holding the buttons until you enter the "Normal / Vs" screen. If done right, you'll hear a different scream. On this screen, very quickly hold Select and press Right, Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down, Right, II. If the code was entered correctly, you'll go to an alternative VS Character Select screen where you can select from lots of monsters including 10 different kinds of Godzilla.

[Punch]

Kindle Unlimited.

1 billion books! Found a reference to this book and you want to check it out? Nope, we don't have it. How about this classic that has been reprinted 999 times? Nope. Checking out a particular author? We don't have any of his books.

...want to read $0.99 fanfiction level soccer mom erotica? Great, we have 1 billion of them in our database, choose whichever you'd like.



Well at least Amazon has no bullshit when cancelling trial subscriptions.

[esteban]

I hate when I go MIA for more than two weeks.

[SuperGrafx]

Going to the grocery store and having to constantly weave around employees stocking shelves in the middle of normal business hours.

Back in my day, didn't they stock shelves at night?

[crazydean]

Slow-ass people at self-checkout. Why even use self-checkout if you arent in a hurry? Also, self-checkout isn't meant for 50 f*cking items.

[esteban]

Hahahahhaha to all the supermarket angst!

[SuperGrafx]

Hahahahhaha to all the supermarket angst!

I know, right. 
First world problems and all that.

[HailingTheThings]

Slow-ass people at self-checkout. Why even use self-checkout if you arent in a hurry? Also, self-checkout isn't meant for 50 f*cking items.

If I'm not in a hurry myself, I totally move extra slow if I know there are people waiting behind me. lol

[crazydean]

Slow-ass people at self-checkout. Why even use self-checkout if you arent in a hurry? Also, self-checkout isn't meant for 50 f*cking items.

If I'm not in a hurry myself, I totally move extra slow if I know there are people waiting behind me. lol

Armed with this knowledge, I am going to start being obnoxious while waiting in line. At least, while I'm alone. My wife gets annoyed when I do this sort of thing in public.

[HailingTheThings]

Slow-ass people at self-checkout. Why even use self-checkout if you arent in a hurry? Also, self-checkout isn't meant for 50 f*cking items.

If I'm not in a hurry myself, I totally move extra slow if I know there are people waiting behind me. lol

Armed with this knowledge, I am going to start being obnoxious while waiting in line. At least, while I'm alone. My wife gets annoyed when I do this sort of thing in public.

Yes. Pretend you're schizophrenic. Hehe.

I made booboos.

[Dicer]

The IRS for holding my taxes for "review"

Garbage.