What do you depise AT THIS MOMENT, literally....

[TheClash603]

I hate when I drive by a diner lusting for French fries, turn around, only to realize the diner is closed early in Sundays.

Then you remember that McDonalds will never let you down, and you no longer despise a thing.

Except yourself, for eating at McDonalds....

I can't really talk though, I just ate burritos this morning from there.

I have eaten at five star restaurants in many of the food capitals of the world, but I legitimately prefer McDonalds to these places.  McDonald's food is delicious and the value proposition is incredible.  It's not good for you, but everyone knows that.

[xelement5x]

No joke man!  Supposedly if we could supply 3rd world countries with McChicken it would end world hunger as they are the best calorie per $1 ratio of any food.

[esteban]

I hate when I drive by a diner lusting for French fries, turn around, only to realize the diner is closed early in Sundays.

Then you remember that McDonalds will never let you down, and you no longer despise a thing.

Except yourself, for eating at McDonalds....

I can't really talk though, I just ate burritos this morning from there.

I have eaten at five star restaurants in many of the food capitals of the world, but I legitimately prefer McDonalds to these places.  McDonald's food is delicious and the value proposition is incredible.  It's not good for you, but everyone knows that.

McDonald’s fries are yummy.

At least, they were last time I was there.

[gilbert]

McDonald’s fries are yummy.

Here, they (used to be) depended on the branches, the fries in some branches were okay, but otherwise, meh.

Because of the gutter oil incidents in recent years they changed their oil to some "safe alternative" and then their fries taste horrible, regardless of branches. At least they're more consistent in quality now. 

[Necromancer]

Well... that's disgusting. 

[ClodBuster]

Taking a big, relieving, satisfying dump. Then gleefully wiping your buttcrack with toilet paper, without knowing that the fecal matter also splattered left and right onto your hairy buttcheeks as well as on the toilet seat. Once you see your right hand full of brown smear after the first wipe, you'll realize that this is just the beginning of a thorough cleaning job.

[TheClash603]

https://www.brondell.com/swash-1400-bidet-toilet-seat/

It will change your life.

[ClodBuster]

Can you speak from experience?

[TheClash603]

Can you speak from experience?

I have the older 1000 model.  When I look at people all I can see is the shit in their a$$holes, you're a bunch of savages.  Without a doubt, one of the most life changing purchases of my life.

[xelement5x]

I had my yearly physical today and got the old Mooon Riiiiver exam.  Ugh, don't remember it being that bad last time I had one years back. 

[crazydean]

Can you speak from experience?

I have the older 1000 model.  When I look at people all I can see is the shit in their a$$holes, you're a bunch of savages.  Without a doubt, one of the most life changing purchases of my life.

Try looking at their faces.

[esteban]

Hahahahaha.

I want a bidet, but I just use the garden hose instead.

Neighbors have always been nosy, though.

[ClodBuster]

Lol.

[soop]

I hate that most Americans now drop the H in "herb".  It doesn't make any sense!  It's not spelled "erb".  The only people I know that pronounce it "erb" are people with stong jamaican/caribbean accents, but that makes sense, because they're consistent.

For some reason, millions of people seem to have looked at one specific word, and decided "I don't need to say that part of it".  SO ANNOYING.

[ClodBuster]

Perhaps they're also inspired by sexy French ladies.

Alfred 'itchcock
'eavy Unit
'aute coutore
'erpes
The 'ighlander
'ulk 'ogan