In all seriousness, can this even be classified as a choice? Those who voted Stamps are either joking or are losing their minds.
Still, on the subject of mailing things, has anyone here ever ordered from Stone Age Gamer? If you ever do, be sure to read the text on the custom packing tape that they use. It might just make you smile. Here's my favorite thing on there:
CAUTION: Does NOT contain One-Eyed Willy's Treasure.