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fragmare

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China Warrior vs. Getting kicked in the crotch - which is better?
« on: December 09, 2013, 11:20:53 PM »
Here's an interesting one I haven't seen before.  This one should be close.  Would you rather play through China Warrior or get a firm, swift kick to the 'nads?
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Re: China Warrior vs. Getting kicked in the crotch - which is better?
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2013, 11:24:01 PM »
China warrior. Now if the game was Gunboat.... I would def choose a kick to the crotch lol
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Re: China Warrior vs. Getting kicked in the crotch - which is better?
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2013, 11:54:14 PM »
Oh hell Ark just woke up from his sleep.. Incoming :P

Old chinnna war is not that bad, not great but good fun. I bet he could beat the shit out of any street fighter character.. With just his size difference alone. Bigger is better.
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Re: China Warrior vs. Getting kicked in the crotch - which is better?
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2013, 12:10:44 AM »
China Warrior is a fun game, but challenge does ramp up.

The weakest part of the game are the boss battles...if the boss battles had been implemented better (no spamming, for example), it would be a true gem all-around.



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Re: China Warrior vs. Getting kicked in the crotch - which is better?
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2013, 12:25:19 AM »
I thought 'The Kung Fu' (sorry I have to wash out my mouth after saying some of the cringeworthy TG-16 renames) was a pretty mediocre title at best, until I found out it was the 1st ever pcengine game released.
It is probably on par with Tekken1 on PS1 for showcasing the hardware, not the best gameplay ever but a showcase of the graphical capabilities. Both machines were pushed way beyond previous generations and what these games showed, respect.

Otherwise it would have been football to the groin!
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Re: China Warrior vs. Getting kicked in the crotch - which is better?
« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2013, 12:50:29 AM »
Just for the sublime music... the crotch!  No!  I mean, Chinawarrior!
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Re: China Warrior vs. Getting kicked in the crotch - which is better?
« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2013, 01:22:16 AM »
For what it is (a tech demo stretched into a game), I like China Warrior.
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Re: China Warrior vs. Getting kicked in the crotch - which is better?
« Reply #7 on: December 10, 2013, 02:23:43 AM »
The voters that selected 'Kick to the family jewels' clearly have no balls.
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Re: China Warrior vs. Getting kicked in the crotch - which is better?
« Reply #8 on: December 10, 2013, 03:49:51 AM »
i kick fools in the balls when i play China Warrior
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Re: China Warrior vs. Getting kicked in the crotch - which is better?
« Reply #9 on: December 10, 2013, 03:53:21 AM »
Quote from: _joshuaTurbo on December 10, 2013, 02:23:43 AM
The voters that selected 'Kick to the family jewels' clearly have no balls.

Perhaps they have a ball busting fetish (zipper masks optional).
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Re: China Warrior vs. Getting kicked in the crotch - which is better?
« Reply #10 on: December 10, 2013, 05:54:05 AM »
Quote from: Necromancer on December 10, 2013, 01:22:16 AM
For what it is (a tech demo stretched into a game), I like China Warrior.
+1

I'd rather a kick in the nuts than play Deep Blue for sure.
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Re: China Warrior vs. Getting kicked in the crotch - which is better?
« Reply #11 on: December 10, 2013, 06:40:55 AM »
3 PEOPLE WHO VOTED ARE ALL TERRORISTS.

IF YOU'RE NOT DOWN WITH THE OOLONG, YOU ARE CLEARLY DOWN WITH THE OODONG.
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Re: China Warrior vs. Getting kicked in the crotch - which is better?
« Reply #12 on: December 10, 2013, 08:07:19 AM »
China Warrior is a cool and fun game.
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Re: China Warrior vs. Getting kicked in the crotch - which is better?
« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2013, 09:39:56 AM »
Quote from: 420GOAT on December 10, 2013, 03:49:51 AM
i kick fools in the balls when i play China Warrior
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Re: China Warrior vs. Getting kicked in the crotch - which is better?
« Reply #14 on: December 18, 2013, 06:46:13 PM »
China warrior rules!!
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