Quality PC Engine reviews by an insightful gentleman

[Black Tiger]

Ai Cho Aniki

Valis

Local Girls of Hawaii

Parasol Stars

Fire Pro Wrestling Combination Tag

Rainbow Islands Comparison

PC Engine: Compile Shooters

[spenoza]

Interesting trick there with the singular "an" and a plural "gentlemen".

I would love to meet an gentlemen.

Also, interesting that the Compile Shooters article only looks at a single Compile shooter in with a bunch of non-Compile shooters.

[bob]

Interesting trick there with the singular "an" and a plural "gentlemen".

I would love to meet an gentlemen.

Also, interesting that the Compile Shooters article only looks at a single Compile shooter in with a bunch of non-Compile shooters.

Well, in fairness, the "an" precedes the "insightful", beginning with a vowel.
However, you are correct about plural gentlemen.

[lukester]

Funny Parasol Stars article.

Interesting spenoza, I didn't know Nowpro made Final Soldier.

Nowpro was a god-tier PCE dev. They did a lot.

[esteban]

Hilarious. Informative. Definitive.

[Tatsujin]

lolwuz, what does he tell about the local curls of grainy boobies were official releases???..hahaha!!

[Tatsujin]

and what f*cktard  rates the PCE Rainbow ISland as bad, when in fact it is the best and most close to the arcade one, and in the same stroke rates the MD as the best, when it clearly is so off arcade?

[lukester]

and what f*cktard  rates the PCE Rainbow ISland as bad, when in fact it is the best and most close to the arcade one, and in the same stroke rates the MD as the best, when it clearly is so off arcade?

MD one does at least have Extra mode.

[NightWolve]

All written by James, a self-described filthy degenerate ?

http://www.rockandrollstrikesback.com/?page_id=625

Ah, I found a winning quote:

http://www.rockandrollstrikesback.com/?p=689

And, like many things in life, I’m in the minority with my hatred of the Cho Aniki series. I hate the stupid game. I hate the fact that Cho Aniki is the “gay game.” I hate, as I mentioned in the opening, the fact that this is what immediately jumps into people’s mind when the subject of homosexuality in games is brought up. Of all the amazing, well-developed gay characters there are ... these roided-up, poorly-drawn bodybuilders are always going to take priority and prestige over them. Bomb the Video Game Industry.

Condensed: "I hate, I hate, I hate... Bomb the Video Game Industry."

He's not very gay, seems far too angry if you ask me.

[Black Tiger]

Interesting trick there with the singular "an" and a plural "gentlemen".

I would love to meet an gentlemen.

Also, interesting that the Compile Shooters article only looks at a single Compile shooter in with a bunch of non-Compile shooters.

Typical mainstream vid con biggotry. Why don't you go and not do drugs and not play Demon's Souls?

Trust me, you do not want to meet a singular hornin' mens.


And I doubt that you could handle getting rocked by the Mens Beam.

[Punch]

He convinced me that we are all degenerated homophobic and misogynistic PC Engine nerds. Bye PCEngineFX.com.

[NightWolve]

Lock-Up_ RAW Booty Warrior FLEECE JOHNSON

"When I see one and he looks good to me, I say, you, come here... I say, I'm tell you what...uh, I like ya and I want ya, and um, we can do this the easy way or the hard way...so the choice is yours..."

This thread got into a really uncomfortable territory real fast.

[Necromancer]

Insiteful = grumpy?

[Nando]

LMAO!!! HAHAHA

"When you were younger, were you the type of guy who would play the home console versions of Street Fighter II, pick Chun Li, perform her Spinning Bird Kick and start Jackin’ It Hard? If so, you’re a f*cked up little weirdo. But also I have a game series for you."

[ccovell]

I really liked this:

"Yeah, the same add-on that the... Ed Wood-esque Last Alert came out for."

Otherwise, the humour is good but ruined a bit by poor fact-checking and unsupported opinions.