Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing) - Zero 4 Champ II

[bob]

Give me your best caption for this picture. 

Winner will receive a ZERO 4 CHAMP II for PCE.  Disc/Manual/Case all very good condition.

RULES:
One entry per person (Only your most recent entry will count if you post multiple.  So try to top yourself!)
No photoshop jobs or altering the image.  Looking for just a simple, funny caption.
I will ship free to US and Canada.  International contributors will need to cover shipping.
No post limit needed, but I reserve the right to DQ anybody I want.
For previous winners, see THIS THREAD

[TheClash603]

After a 23 day TG16 gaming binge, Billy raced to the store to avoid death by starvation.

[esteban]

Kyoto's scenic hiking trails face the wrath of Tats, XTREME SWISSLER.

(No prize necessary, thank you.)

[lukester]

Quick! To the Fatmobile!

[Opethian]

does this bike make me look fat?

[Xak]

Zero 4 Champ2 needs  a translation so bad. I love cars, and I love RPGs.

[toymachine78]

After 20 years of saving by foregoing grocery shopping and selling his entire wardrobe; Earl raced to buy the elusive Magical Chase!

[MrFlutterPie]

Skeletor races to do battle with his arch nemesis He-Man.

[munchiaz]

BORN TO BE WILD!!!!!

[Black Tiger]

Mr. Garrison: What do you think, Mr. Marsh? You ready to put a down payment on that baby?

Randy Marsh: Well yeah, but I just had one question about how it works. Well, it seems all the buttons on these front and rear flexi-grips are also found on the side of the vehicle.

Mr. Garrison: Yep.

Randy Marsh: So, they don't really do anything.

Mr. Garrison: Right.

Randy Marsh: So then, couldn't I just order one that works without going in and out of my ass and mouth?

Mr. Garrison: [pause] ... Well, I guess you could.

[lukester]

Mr. Garrison: What do you think, Mr. Marsh? You ready to put a down payment on that baby?

Randy Marsh: Well yeah, but I just had one question about how it works. Well, it seems all the buttons on these front and rear flexi-grips are also found on the side of the vehicle.

Mr. Garrison: Yep.

Randy Marsh: So, they don't really do anything.

Mr. Garrison: Right.

Randy Marsh: So then, couldn't I just order one that works without going in and out of my ass and mouth?

Mr. Garrison: [pause] ... Well, I guess you could.

Winner right here. South Park ftw!

Zero 4 Champ2 needs  a translation so bad. I love cars, and I love RPGs.

Dude, seriously? Try and compete.

[Punch]

I have come here to kick ass and have three meals a day.

[roflmao]

Upon hearing the news of another Ant Invasion, Greg Bradley heads back to the desert.

[GohanX]

Nerds everywhere were outraged at the art direction for Gollum in the new Hobbit movie.

[TheOldMan]

Grandpa knows the law. He always wears his helmet.