Caption Contest 12 (raffle type thing). WINNER!

[bob]

Give me your best caption for this picture. 

Winner will receive a SURPRISE.  It will be a game, but I'm not sure what yet.  Who cares?  It's free!

RULES:
One entry per person (Only your most recent entry will count if you post multiple.  So try to top yourself!)
No photoshop jobs or altering the image.  Looking for just a simple, funny caption.
I will ship free to US and Canada.  International contributors will need to cover shipping.
No post limit needed, but I reserve the right to DQ anybody I want.
For previous winners, see THIS THREAD

[lukester]

Bill had learned his lesson after losing the tips of all four fingers;

Well, at least he lost weight. 

[NightWolve]

Bill had learned his lesson after losing the tips of all four fingers; this time, he used a fork.

This was pretty good, I vote for this one and because I can't think of my own.

[bob]

yup, off to a good start...

[Punch]

Bill had learned his lesson after losing the tips of all four fingers; this time, he used a fork.

Hah nailed it on the 1st post.

[bob]

A few things need to happen before I ever call a winner.

First, we need a few entries
Second, since Josh and Clash are leading the pack with 2 past wins each, I like to give them a chance to chime in.
Third, I like to wait until we at least reach page 2 of the thread
4. When the entries are turbo inspired somehow, it gets more attention

Now, none of these are hard and fast rules, but more like guidelines.

[Necromancer]

I've got nothing to rival null's lulz, but the first thing I thought was "OM-NOM-NOM-NOM!"

[lukester]

In their natural habitat, the Hambeast offers the female his prey in order to initiate the mating ritual.

[bob]

Josh and the clash aren't going to post in this contest. They're too scared! Either that or Josh is busy acting like a gossipy schoolgirl cyber bullying folks on facebook, and the clash is too busy 'bate'n to some new turbo play mags. Besides, even if they did bother to post, they know they're just outclassed here and it would be an exercise in futility!

(;

(Gotta razz em a bit... make sure they bring their A-game! Believe it or not, I want to lose! This is one of those days where a good laugh would be worth so much more than a surprise game (though id be happy with either!))

I hate that I love your avatar.

[Arkhan]

NUBBY AND FATTY SITTIN IN A TREE.

E A T T I N G.

yeah, I spelled eating wrong.  who cares.  they're fat.

[_joshuaTurbo]

"Atta Girl, you just swallow another bite down"

Glenda had no idea that the cake she just devoured was laced with Ambien, however she probably already assumed that even on their wedding night, Jeremiah was going to stay up late, alone, in his basement, playing Impossimole until 3am again.  She might as well get a good night's sleep.

[esteban]

STATUS: esteban & zeta in true bliss.

[Opethian]

I hunger...

[NightWolve]

STATUS: esteban & zeta in true bliss.

Donde esta senor SignOfZeta ?? He's gone even more MIA than usual.

[Bardoly]

"Knowing that this last piece of cake would send Marge into sugar comatose for the evening, George's planned wedding night Bonk marathon looked probable."