Who uses snow shovels for ice. It's not an ice shovel.
Use a coal shovel. Or a spade. It's not that hard to get rid of. I can clear my driveway out in about 30 minutes.
Step 1: Pour salt
Step 2: Go inside for 20 minutes
Step 3: Go outside and get that shit out of there.
If you don't have salt, just pour some gas and drop a match.
People in the south sound really disabled with something as simple as snow and ice. My family down south is like OH GOD 6 INCHES OF SNOW WHAT THE HELL.
It's funny, really. They're panicking, and I'm driving to work with 4" of my windshield cleared off. The rest can defrost eventually.