I, on the other hand, am very patient. For some reason, loading times just don't phase me that much. I do have my limits... ahem, Sonic '06, but from what I've observed from YouTube and such, I feel like they wouldn't be as big a dealbreaker for me.
I did find a pretty decent bundle for a top-loader with all the cables, 1 (or 2?) controllers, and a randomly chosen game for $165 on Amazon. (with reasonable shipping prices, thank God) Which I might jump on, since it seems like the best deal I'm going to get.