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Re: Turbo Obsessed
« Reply #135 on: April 25, 2014, 09:29:45 AM »
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What the f*ck?

What the f*ck, f*ck?
What the f*ckin', f*ck?
what the f*cked f*ckin' f*ck, f*ck hey!

What the ducking ducked duckin' duckhunt, f*ck YEAH!
What the ducking ducked duckin' duckhunt, GOOSE!!! & f*ckin' Maverick?

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Re: Turbo Obsessed
« Reply #136 on: April 25, 2014, 10:16:16 AM »
This thread confuses and frightens me.


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Re: Turbo Obsessed
« Reply #137 on: April 25, 2014, 10:19:24 AM »
This page has made a lot more sense than the last few :P

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Re: Turbo Obsessed
« Reply #138 on: April 25, 2014, 10:40:52 AM »
"Why do you not pardon my disobedience, and take away my iniquity? For now shall I lie down in the dust. You will seek me diligently, but I shall not be." Job 7:21.

In short, correct your disobedience... obey the PCE while you still can, before it is too late!
Let's pray for EvoX my brothers.

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Re: Turbo Obsessed
« Reply #139 on: April 27, 2014, 03:59:17 PM »
I’m not even mad at you.  Your name is strangely homoerotic so PM me any time.


I've been afk for a few day and it seems the forums have had all sorts of fun.  After reading the past few pages, it's clear that "EvilEvoIX" is the "bad guy" here, but this quote made me lol.  Thank you, Evil for continuing to fan the flames when it's obvious there is no hope. This thread has been awesome. :)

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Re: Turbo Obsessed
« Reply #140 on: April 27, 2014, 04:15:39 PM »
"Why do you not pardon my disobedience, and take away my iniquity? For now shall I lie down in the dust. You will seek me diligently, but I shall not be." Job 7:21.

In short, correct your disobedience... obey the PCE while you still can, before it is too late!
Let's pray for EvoX my brothers.

See the prayers worked. He won a copy of Altered Beast PCE in a raffle. Now he can see with his own eyes that there is no choppy and darty animations on the game program, and it is in fact quite 16 bit-ish. It's god's work let me tell you.

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Re: Turbo Obsessed
« Reply #141 on: April 27, 2014, 05:16:24 PM »
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Re: Turbo Obsessed
« Reply #142 on: April 27, 2014, 07:44:22 PM »

I’m not even mad at you.  Your name is strangely homoerotic so PM me any time.


After careful consideration I would like to decline this generous offer.
I like boobies




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Re: Turbo Obsessed
« Reply #143 on: April 28, 2014, 04:44:41 AM »
Fat guys have boobies :P

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Re: Turbo Obsessed
« Reply #144 on: April 28, 2014, 06:05:13 AM »
Fat guys have boobies :P

Those are moobies.

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Re: Turbo Obsessed
« Reply #145 on: May 01, 2014, 06:22:33 PM »
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Because he's a dipshit troll.  How many forums has this clown been laughed off of so far?

I do find it humorous that he keeps bring up Resq, or more specifically it's bonus round.  The Turbob likely couldn't do 'em, but the Genny couldn't really pull 'em off effectively either; they look and play like shit - dirt slow and with unimpressive, small polys.


I keep bringing up RESQ as it's a great example of something one system can do while the other cannot.  I constantly bring up the MD's color deficiency and inferior ports I've come as close to the center of he isle as possible.  That said I agree RESQ it isn't the best of Polygon's but it shows what the M68000 can do and only on hardware and a cart without tehzzzz BIOS!!!11! :wink:.  The system now has a quality port of Wolfenstein on it as well.  The system could do some impressive 3D effects and run a 2.5D game like Wolfenstein which is almost a perfect port obviously missing colors.  The music and FX are spot on.


Here's the rom for those folks with an Everdrive.
http://www.4shared.com/rar/lr3GeFn4/wolfdemo_wsound.html

You have to admit that is quite impressive, especially the speed.


I’m not even mad at you.  Your name is strangely homoerotic so PM me any time.



I've been afk for a few day and it seems the forums have had all sorts of fun.  After reading the past few pages, it's clear that "EvilEvoIX" is the "bad guy" here, but this quote made me lol.  Thank you, Evil for continuing to fan the flames when it's obvious there is no hope. This thread has been awesome. :)


There is always hope, as long as I am here the LOL continues. 

"Why do you not pardon my disobedience, and take away my iniquity? For now shall I lie down in the dust. You will seek me diligently, but I shall not be." Job 7:21.

In short, correct your disobedience... obey the PCE while you still can, before it is too late!
Let's pray for EvoX my brothers.


See the prayers worked. He won a copy of Altered Beast PCE in a raffle. Now he can see with his own eyes that there is no choppy and darty animations on the game program, and it is in fact quite 16 bit-ish. It's god's work let me tell you.


I literally just found out right now I just won this game, you sir have made my day!



I’m not even mad at you.  Your name is strangely homoerotic so PM me any time.



After careful consideration I would like to decline this generous offer.
I like boobies


I got a solid B as of right now.  Give me a few weeks and a couple of tubs of Hagen Daz and I'll get them up to a C if you want.


« Last Edit: May 01, 2014, 06:26:16 PM by EvilEvoIX »


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Re: Turbo Obsessed
« Reply #146 on: May 02, 2014, 03:38:04 AM »
You have to admit that is quite impressive, especially the speed.

It's not bad by any means, but it's not all that impressive; even the SNES and its weenie CPU pulled off a decent port of Wolfenstein 3D.  Due to the low res textures used on the SNES version, the genny one looks better, but I assume the low res was due to cartridge size constraints and not technical capabilities (they have the same amount of vram and the SNES has the advantage in system ram).
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Re: Turbo Obsessed
« Reply #147 on: May 02, 2014, 05:05:26 AM »
You have to admit that is quite impressive, especially the speed.

It's not bad by any means, but it's not all that impressive; even the SNES and its weenie CPU pulled off a decent port of Wolfenstein 3D.  Due to the low res textures used on the SNES version, the genny one looks better, but I assume the low res was due to cartridge size constraints and not technical capabilities (they have the same amount of vram and the SNES has the advantage in system ram).

Apparently the SNES version exploits some little known way of using one of the Modes and the game wouldn't run nearly as well without it. It was also a project that id worked hard on, while the recent Wolf 3D port for Genesis is done by a single fan for fun in their spare time.

The Genesis Wolf 3D port and stuff like ResQ and the Starfox demos are all impressive, but the PCE isn't lacking in 3D games because it "just can't do them". We'll eventually see some homebrew 3D stuff, but the most active PCE devs concentrate on making new games.

I know Tom said that he worked out a method for doing various effects on PCE, which could be effective for 3D.


Don't forget that Doom style 3D, polygons, Mode 7 and anything else realtime is impossible on Neo Geo and any amount that a Genesis game/demo tarnishes the PCE, only proves the Neo Geo to be that much crappier still.
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Re: Turbo Obsessed
« Reply #148 on: May 02, 2014, 05:43:50 AM »
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Don't forget that Doom style 3D, polygons, Mode 7 and anything else realtime is impossible on Neo Geo and any amount that a Genesis game/demo tarnishes the PCE, only proves the Neo Geo to be that much crappier still.

We had Super Spy, it's kinda like Doom ;) .  Don't forget Crossed Swords too, full first person!


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Re: Turbo Obsessed
« Reply #149 on: May 02, 2014, 12:25:05 PM »
PCE can do 3D better than Gunboat + Falcon at least... because it is clear that both were rushed (Gunboat had a 6 month development time lol).