Give me your best caption for this picture.
Winner will receive a surprise PCE game (you choose if CD or HUEY!).
RULES:
One entry per person (Only your most recent entry will count if you post multiple. So try to top yourself!)
No photoshop jobs or altering the image. Looking for just a simple, funny caption.
I will ship free to US and Canada. International contributors will need to cover shipping.
No post limit needed, but I reserve the right to DQ anybody I want.
For previous winners, see
THIS THREAD
DISCLAIMER:A few things need to happen before I ever call a winner.
A, We need a few entries
Second, since Josh is leading the pack with 3 past wins, I like to give him a chance to chime in.
3rd, I like to wait until we at least reach page 2 of the thread
IV. When the entries are turbo inspired somehow, or creatively incorporates another forum member, it gets more attention.
Got something new. It was funny in my head.
Yo! yo! this is Xak Da' Whacky whack, an' ima bout to drop some bombs on yo ass...........
I'm fat and I rap cuz' my ass can't sing.
I'm holdin' my dick cuz' the f*cker don't swing.
I'm here with these two superfly bitches.
But you know it's just my cosmic fantasy wishes.
I lay around my house and I troll the boards.
Trying find that good deal so I can score.
My grandma is always bitchin'I should pay some rent.
Go to hell you bitch I ain't payin' one cent.
I have to save my money so I can buy more.
Have to get that obey shipped to my door.
I hope I win a raffle so I can join the fun.
I really hate to sit here with my ass on my thumb.
I know my rap it sounds a little whack.
But that's the shit that happens when I'm smokin' up the crack.
Sorry to have to put you guys through that.
Never let a white man try to write rap songs lol.