RAFFLE: 8-BIT Ys WINNER!

[Desh]

Do you love the Ys series as played on NEC hardware?  Do you love the amazing soundtrack?  Do you love the fast paced action RPG format?  Have you ever yearned for something less?  If the answer to this last question is a resounding YES! then this raffle is for you.

I am raffling a reproduction cartridge of Ys translated to English and fully playable an any North American NES console.  The following are stipulations for entering:
1.) You most own an NES or purchase one for the sole purpose of playing this game.
2.) You must play this game, pictures or video evidence are always welcome.
3.) You must not be a douche nozzle

How do you enter this amazing event?  It's simple, state your intent to be added along with a burn or snide comment about our beloved, resident DoxPhile, Nullity.  We will treat this raffle as sort of a "roast".  Now this is all in good fun so please don't make this thread rediculous like WMAC's CYA BUD sale thread.  Why my sudden animosity towards Nully you ask?  Because this lazy bum is out shooting PCE videos with porn stars and VGA grading his entire collection instead of sending me my art contest winnings.  My amazing artistic abilities don't come cheap so it's time to fight back.

The winner will be drawn August 14, 2014.  I chose this date for no particular reason other than my lucky number is "14".



IN THE RUNNING
jlued686
Nightwolve
toymachine78
_joshuaTurbo
Lost Monkey
MrFlutterPie
Black Tiger
Esteban
BlueBMW
Venom MacBeth
Medic_wheat
elderbroom
Bernie
esteban
TRON
slinkyturd
Arkhan
TheClash603
galam
roflmao
Dicer
InfraMan

Results!
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BlueBMW
InfraMan
jlued686
roflmao
Venom MacBeth
Esteban
elderbroom
MrFlutterPie
Dicer
Bernie
galam
Nightwolve
TheClash603
TRON
Arkhan
esteban
slinkyturd
_joshuaTurbo
Lost Monkey
Black Tiger
Medic_wheat
toymachine78
Timestamp: 2014-08-15 03:15:51 UTC

[jlued686]

I would like to enter!

As for a burn on Nullity...this is difficult because he's a loveable little scamp...

Okay, here goes...

Nullity is really dumb and he smells funny.

Shit...that's the best I've got. Please don't disqualify me.

[NightWolve]

Huh, well, my NES is dusty, but it still works with GameGenie carts plugged in last I tested it when I mailed an extra one to Bernie.

I would be privileged to own this, thus I humbly accept entry into your raffle good sir!

[toymachine78]

Very unique raffle. Please consider me. Please and thank you

[Necromancer]

Mmm, sexy Ys.  I've no NES and have no interest in getting one, but I'll hop on the bash null train for lulz:

I've tried seeing things from his point of view, but I just can't get my head that far up my ass.

I could eat a can of alphabet soup and shit out more intelligent missives than anything null has said.

Null's like Monday: nobody likes him.

[Necromancer]

We kid because we love you. 

I was gonna say something about those two's reading comprehension skills, but I guess that's out of line.  Only a$$holes point out such failures.

Hatters gonna hat.

[PunkicCyborg]

pretty sure nightwolve and toymachine didnt even read the raffle requirements
classy guys 

dont add me but i would like to say that DoxPhile is on its last limb, the only thing that can save it is a new set of smilies for the chat room. Oh and nullity stop drunk sexting me at 3am, my wife is catching on.

[NightWolve]

Ah, I see, I simply didn't read all that, and wouldn't have expected such a request beyond the 3 bullet points I saw.

A burn for nully... Hmmm... When the wisecracks come forth naturally in the course of some negative exchange, it works out for me, but to force something out like this, I'm not gonna be able to come up with something good...

Null's like Monday: nobody likes him.

I have to admit, this was good. But truth is he grows on ya, with some irritations here and there.

pretty sure nightwolve and toymachine didnt even read the raffle requirements
classy guys 

Desh is using his raffle to get somebody roasted with insults, and we're lacking in class for not reading further than those 3 bullet points ? Heh. This condition was just not something I would've ever expected and I glanced at the thread very quickly, saw an Ys cart, said I wanted it, so I reacted quickly.

[Necromancer]

But truth is he grows on ya, with some irritations here and there.

That sounds an awful lot like genital warts.  Coincidence?

[NightWolve]

Hah, you got another one in there already!

[PunkicCyborg]

Desh is using his raffle to get somebody roasted with insults, and we're lacking in class for not reading further than those 3 bullet points ? Heh.

yes

[NightWolve]

OK punk, seize on it for all that it's worth to you! Sheesh.

[Father5&JoshUnion]

Oooh, I would be more than happy to throw my namo in the hatris!  Thank you for the wonderful raffle!

I have a 74 minute recording of Null completely wasted ranting/rambling about himself and attempting to play Turbo games.  The ranting/rambling and playing only took up about 18 minutes of the recording.  The rest of the time he laid face down on his game room floor passed out.

[jlued686]

We kid because we love you. 

I was gonna say something about those two's reading comprehension skills, but I guess that's out of line.  Only a$$holes point out such failures.

Hatters gonna hat.

Fail!  The rules say nothing about burning jlued686! 

Hey, hey, hey! SHOTS FIRED!

[Lost Monkey]

I would like to be entered in this raffle. 

Nullity squeezed and pulled and hurt my neck in 1988.

I spent the next several days lost at Ikea, because Nullity says Kmart sucks.