in a perfect world...

[bob]

what would be your one crazy suggestion to get to a perfect world?

right now...mine would be for two different kinds of airports.
one for fast people that move efficiently and one for slow/dissasterous/train wreck people to fumble through.
if you do something stupid that breaks the stride of the fast airport, TSA takes you to the furthest away SLOW airport and you can never go fast again.

[toymachine78]

what would be your one crazy suggestion to get to a perfect world?

right now...mine would be for two different kinds of airports.
one for fast people that move efficiently and one for slow/dissasterous/train wreck people to fumble through.
if you do something stupid that breaks the stride of the fast airport, TSA takes you to the furthest away SLOW airport and you can never go fast again.

How about an airport where the TSA doesn't grope your ass and nuts.

[bob]

what would be your one crazy suggestion to get to a perfect world?

right now...mine would be for two different kinds of airports.
one for fast people that move efficiently and one for slow/dissasterous/train wreck people to fumble through.
if you do something stupid that breaks the stride of the fast airport, TSA takes you to the furthest away SLOW airport and you can never go fast again.

How about an airport where the TSA doesn't grope your ass and nuts.

it doesnt have to be about airports, just any dumb idea that would make your daily life better.

[toymachine78]

I have a few. The world would be better if:

- Women were logical
- my kids could stay in the 3-5 yr old range. There so cute then
-my company would let our department tele commute. There is no reason we need to be in a physical office to perform our jobs.
-people would enjoy and celebrate their religions, and stop judging others by it and trying to covert people.
-government was transparent
-government were good stewards of tax money
-government actually followed the constitution.
-cops would actually fight serious crime and stop harassing people over stupid shit.

There's a lot more, but I'm tired of typing.

[wildfruit]

If star trek was real

[Necromancer]

No gaming systems other than OBEY.  OBEYtopia!

[synbiosfan]

There'd be cures for chronic health conditions and deadly diseases.

At least make the treatments affordable.

[jtucci31]

In a perfect world getting a college education would be reasonably priced. And the textbooks would not cost hundreds of dollars each semester. 

Or maybe the need for college would not even exist in a perfect world. 

[wildfruit]

Free at delivery healthcare.
O wait I have that already.

[Necromancer]

Wet dreams every night.

[synbiosfan]

Wet dreams every night.

It's already a perfect world then!

[roflmao]

One evening as the sun went down
And the jungle fire was burning
Down the track came a hobo hiking
And he said, "Boys, I'm not turning
I'm headed for a land that's far away
Beside the crystal fountains
So come with me, we'll go and see
The Big Rock Candy Mountains"

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
There's a land that's fair and bright
Where the handouts grow on bushes
And you sleep out every night
Where the boxcars all are empty
And the sun shines every day
On the birds and the bees
And the cigarette trees
The lemonade springs
Where the bluebird sings
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
All the cops have wooden legs
And the bulldogs all have rubber teeth
And the hens lay soft-boiled eggs
The farmers' trees are full of fruit
And the barns are full of hay
Oh I'm bound to go
Where there ain't no snow
Where the rain don't fall
The wind don't blow
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
You never change your socks
And the little streams of alcohol
Come trickling down the rocks
The brakemen have to tip their hats
And the railway bulls are blind
There's a lake of stew
And of whiskey too
You can paddle all around 'em
In a big canoe
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
The jails are made of tin
And you can walk right out again
As soon as you are in
There ain't no short-handled shovels
No axes, saws or picks
I'm bound to stay
Where you sleep all day
Where they hung the jerk
That invented work
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains

I'll see you all this coming fall
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains

[johnnymad]

Two girls for every boy. Nah, that would actually be a bad thing in the end.

[PunkicCyborg]

How about an airport where the TSA doesn't grope your ass and nuts.

Some people kinda like that

[nodtveidt]

How about an airport where the TSA doesn't grope your ass and nuts.

Some people kinda like that

That'd be more action than I've gotten in fifteen months.