Seriously, I think this game gets overlooked when we talk about the best titles released for the TurboGrafx-16. So I'm gonna break down my case for why Bloody Wolf deserves to be held up there with the elite games for our beloved system...
First of all, that name:
Bloody-motherf*ckin'-
Wolf! It just screams, "BAD ASS!" And look at our protagonists: Eagle and Snake. Sure, you can create your own "Code Name", but why would you? EAGLE or SNAKE, bitches! Sure, one might say, "This game would be better with two players." Pfft. Each one of these guys is worth like, I don't know, ten Rambos. Leave your pussy co-op shit on the NES. Real gamers fly solo.
So anyway, your mission brief is straight and to the point: rescue the God-damned president. Now. No talking about feelings or how achieving your mission is of the utmost importance to national security. Eagle/Snake doesn't need nuance. Eagle/Snake just wants to kick some enemy-of-unspecified-origin ass.
Level 1: Shooting motherf*ckers. Look at these bitches...
"Oh no! I've been shot in the gut!" That's what you get for f*cking with our president, a$$holes!
Don't wanna get shot?
Here, let me stab your ass!
Or how about I just hop on my sweet-ass motorcycle and run your punk-ass down?
Shit's so intense, that by the end of this Stage, you're taking down a god damned submarine! Take that, nameless enemies! I'm Snake/Eagle!
Stage 2: Death from above!
Snake/Eagle just jumps from a chopper and immediately starts lobbing grenades at these cocksucking pussies who are hiding behind logs and rocks. And because no man gets left behind, Snake/Eagle is more than happy to shimmy up a tree to rescue a POW and get a pair of fins for his trouble. Time for a swim!
And after dropping from a chopper, Snake/Eagle takes down an enemy chopper! BADASS!
Stage 3: Up the mountain, shooting more bitches!
Nothing can stop Snake/Eagle. Not even falling boulders or some big, oiled up f*ck with a bazooka. I mean, just look at these dumb a$$holes jumping off the bridge.
Suicide is preferable to facing the wrath of Snake/Eagle!
Stage 4: Face-off.
I'm just gonna say this: you think you can beat Snake/Eagle by taking away his gun? You dumb bastard.
Stage 5: POW camp.
Rambo ain't got shit on Snake/Eagle. Stabbing, burning, shooting, and blowing up enemy/terrorist/whatever a-holes takes a back seat to rescuing our brave men in captivity. You're humming the Battle Hymn of the Republic right now, aren't you?
Stage 6: Nothing like a leisurely float downstream, shooting fools from a raft.
followed by...what's this?! A giant f*cking tank?! Where's my rocket launcher?
Stage 7: Seriously, after all the shit Snake/Eagle's been put through, you seriously think he can be stopped by some jerkoff in a wooden boat?
And finally, Stage 8: The enemy base. Tanks, and some crazy bastard holding hostages.
I almost forgot to mention: MOTHERf*ckING LASERS!!!
There's so much more, the soundtrack, the awesome sound effects, but you get the idea. This game is the ultimate in bad-assery. Naysayers might chime in with, "But what about the slowdown?" The answer is simple: the game appears to slow down, but what it's really doing is going into slo-mo so you, the simple-minded gamer, can fully process all the awesomeness without having your mind blown.
And...DISCUSS!