Yet another eBay gem

[Necromancer]

No lulz in his reply:

$9.50 for the first one and $5.50 for the second one is my counteroffer, but I can't tie up the listing, so I'm messaging the offer manually. $15 plus shipping for I will not reduce the price of the listing. Don't forget to tell me which 1 or 2 you

I've counter offered with an additional 10% ($1.10 each):  "I are offerings to save both copies Flush Royal and King of Hearts Casino from the goverrats!  Hurry!  'Rats gonna be drawn to dem slot cherries like moths to a fiery flame, and nobody will want teh Kasino Kingler after he's been gnaweded upon!"

[MrFlutterPie]

No lulz in his reply:

$9.50 for the first one and $5.50 for the second one is my counteroffer, but I can't tie up the listing, so I'm messaging the offer manually. $15 plus shipping for I will not reduce the price of the listing. Don't forget to tell me which 1 or 2 you

I've counter offered with an additional 10% ($1.10 each):  "I are offerings to save both copies Flush Royal and King of Hearts Casino from the goverrats!  Hurry!  'Rats gonna be drawn to dem slot cherries like moths to a fiery flame, and nobody will want teh Kasino Kingler after he's been gnaweded upon!"

Too funny lol!!

[slinkyturd]

"Goverrats" my ass! This is about THE SEARCH FOR MORE MONEY. He probably posted the listing, saw that he might be able to get more than that, and then you bought it before he could change the listing. Now he's trying to weasel out of the hole he dug himself.

Isn't that the tag line for Spaceballs 2?

[TheClash603]

Goverrats are the hackers paid for by the government that have only two purposes, to adjust the ebay auctions of right wing supporters and to force you to sign up for Obamacare while they eat your cheese.

[Lochlan]

Excellent thread.  It is hilarious and shocking that somebody would send that response in earnest, as if it were reasonable or made any sense at all.  LOL times infinity at "I'm not sorry about this, as I'm not sorry about ANY attack by the goverrats."

[HailingTheThings]

I'm assuming he means that evil government Illuminati conspirators have a plan to hack into all Turbografx-16 eBay listings and artificially inflate prices by $10 per auction? Makes sense to me.

You've said too much!

*covers your mouth and drags you off into the night*

I want to believe.

[NightWolve]

"Goverrats" - Never heard that one before...

Nice! Heh.

[InfraMan]

I've counter offered with an additional 10% ($1.10 each):  "I are offerings to save both copies Flush Royal and King of Hearts Casino from the goverrats!  Hurry!  'Rats gonna be drawn to dem slot cherries like moths to a fiery flame, and nobody will want teh Kasino Kingler after he's been gnaweded upon!"

This actually made me pee.

Just a little bit, though. Just a little pee.

[toymachine78]

Excellent thread.  It is hilarious and shocking that somebody would send that response in earnest, as if it were reasonable or made any sense at all.  LOL times infinity at "I'm not sorry about this, as I'm not sorry about ANY attack by the goverrats."

Not surprising. There are a lot of f*cked up people out there. Some of them are bound to own turbo games. I know.... I am one

[seieienbu]

I googled goverrats and nothing turned up.  They must be quite skilled.

[FiftyQuid]

No lulz in his reply:

$9.50 for the first one and $5.50 for the second one is my counteroffer, but I can't tie up the listing, so I'm messaging the offer manually. $15 plus shipping for I will not reduce the price of the listing. Don't forget to tell me which 1 or 2 you

I've counter offered with an additional 10% ($1.10 each):  "I are offerings to save both copies Flush Royal and King of Hearts Casino from the goverrats!  Hurry!  'Rats gonna be drawn to dem slot cherries like moths to a fiery flame, and nobody will want teh Kasino Kingler after he's been gnaweded upon!"

Necro this could quite possibly be some of the funniest shit you've ever written.   

[Necromancer]

Dang, declined again:

My store is no  longer offering unscrupulously and incorrectly-edited listing of 115 Turbo Grafx cards at the ridiculously-low price of $1.60 each, so I refused your offer of $1.10.  On the other hand I can sell you 115 of "New Transfer Roller- RF5-1394-000; HP LaserJet or Canon; BIG VOLUME DISCOUNT"

I would accept $1.40 each plus the listed handling and shipping charges.  Thanks.

No lulz.  The goverrats win. 

[bob]

its kind of lul worthy.  he throws out a random product offering??
anyway, im not quite done with him.  i want the exchange to exceed the value of the $12 it would have lost him if he just shipped the games at original price.

[toymachine78]

Dang, declined again:

My store is no  longer offering unscrupulously and incorrectly-edited listing of 115 Turbo Grafx cards at the ridiculously-low price of $1.60 each, so I refused your offer of $1.10.  On the other hand I can sell you 115 of "New Transfer Roller- RF5-1394-000; HP LaserJet or Canon; BIG VOLUME DISCOUNT"

I would accept $1.40 each plus the listed handling and shipping charges.  Thanks.

No lulz.  The goverrats win. 

King of the up-sale!.... Or is he trying a bait and switch? Hard to tell lol

[Arjak]

"Goverrats" my ass! This is about THE SEARCH FOR MORE MONEY. He probably posted the listing, saw that he might be able to get more than that, and then you bought it before he could change the listing. Now he's trying to weasel out of the hole he dug himself.

Isn't that the tag line for Spaceballs 2?

Yep, that's where I got it from. I'm still waiting for that movie. Must be stuck in Development Hell.