Caption Contest 19 (raffle type thing). Halloween Style!

[bob]

Give me your best caption for this picture. 

Winner will receive this DEMENTIA 13 DVD (new!) for Halloween viewing.


RULES:
One entry per person (Only your most recent entry will count if you post multiple.  So try to top yourself!)
No photoshop jobs or altering the image.  Looking for just a simple, funny caption.
I will ship free to US and Canada.  International contributors will need to cover shipping.

No post limit needed, but I reserve the right to DQ anybody I want.
For previous winners, see
THIS THREAD



DISCLAIMER:A few things need to happen before I ever call a winner.
A, We need a few entries
Second, since Josh and Clash are leading the pack with 3 past wins, I like to give them a chance to chime in.
3rd, I like to wait until we at least reach page 2 of the thread
IV. When the entries are turbo inspired somehow, or creatively incorporates another forum member, it gets more attention. (but don't try to shoehorn it)

[toymachine78]

The road to the conception of Bucket Head was romantic.... Alas Slipknot was born!

[synbiosfan]

The new Colonel's Kissing Contraceptive testing has begun. It's coming soon.

[esteban]

He wanted chicken breast. She wanted a drumstick. KFC satisfies.

[synbiosfan]

And they called it bucket love
Oh I guess they'll never know
How a young heart, how it really feels
And why I love her bucket so

And they called it bucket love
Just because we're seventeen
Tell them all, oh please tell them
It isn't fair to take away my only bucket dream

[Medic_wheat]

There are three rules: (1) no bright light, (2) don't get him wet, and (3) never feed him after midnight, no matter how much he begs. Bright light hurts him, and sunlight can kill him. If he gets wet, he pops out more mogwais. If fed after midnight, a mogwai will spin a cocoon and undergo metamorphosis, turning into a wicked, troublemaking gremlin.

And thus Nully was born.

[synbiosfan]

Neither galam nor his sister realized how cruel the cool kids were until it was too late.

[TheOldMan]

Not an entry.

"The latest raffle winner and friend prepare for the required box opening video...."

[InfraMan]

How does KFC chicken taste so finger lickin' good? The Colonel's secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices, of course!

Also, Soylent Green.

[HailingTheThings]

"Galam's First Date: Obeying Acid Blasted Chicken Breast Never Felt So Good."

Also, I hate you.

Cheers!

[SamIAm]

Teenagers in Kansas attempt intercourse after sex education ban.

[Necromancer]

Collectards - Xtreme Edition


"He wanted chicken breast. She wanted a drumstick. KFC satisfies."
"Neither galam nor his sister realized how cruel the cool kids were until it was too late."

Two awesome entries here. 

[bob]

esty is the only one so far worth a chuckle in this one.
he gets it...quick...to the point, caption.
i should put in the rules..."if its longer than one line...it probably will never win"

[bob]

you dont need to repost the picture in your response.
and its already in the rules...TRY and make it somewhat funny.
 

[Opethian]

This ad re-defines stereotypes.