My sweet sweet box could be yours, forever...

[nullity]

http://ebay.com/itm/251694656984

Call me a whore if you must, but for the right price I'm offering my box up to any of you to use however you want... no matter how sick and freaky-twisted you box fetishes may be.

Just know that while my box will belong to you, my heart and soul belong to another. Or, if i must drop the creepy schtick and be literal:  I bought this to give a local buddy a tg16 system for cheap and hope that I'll break even if someone wants the box, foam, manual, and little brochure thing.

It isn't in the greatest of shape, but as far as i can tell nobody has ever used it for a toilet or disposed of Ebola victim linens in it.

I hate offering things on here. It would take $60 for me to break even, but that seems steep and i know that necro and vestcoat and that goddamn a$$hole galam have just been waiting for me to offer something at too many monies so they can release the hounds. But I'm not as nice or awesome as paddyfitz so I'm not going to just give this to any of you as a raffle. Lol... i don't like you guys that much. Shit...

I WANT TO MAKE THIS INTERESTING. (Because I'm lame)

I send you the box and foam and shit, and instead of a tg console inside I stuff it with random shit (some of which you may like, some of which you may be highly offended by). In exchange, you send me sixxy dolla USD PayPal gift - O R - send me an arbitrary number of monies (no less than 30 pleeeeeeze, so I'm at least no taking a big loss on shipping) and random shits that will make me laugh and say "holyshit, the USPS allowed that to be mailed!!" 

To paraphrase my favorite author Kurt Vonnegut:
Peculiar suggestions are dancing lessons from GOD!

who wants to dance? First PM I don't hate has a deal.

(Bonus extra special side opportunity!!! If I failed to send you your art contest prize and you win this, then I'll get off my ass and send both things to you!  And Iif I owe you an art prize and you don't want this box... I'll send you the art prize if you pm me with your address and a joke comparing my mother to a wombat while somehow incorporating my alcoholism into the punch line.)

[HailingTheThings]

"Momma Nulls and her little bundle of joy, age 3."*



*Years of work were put into the handsome, young man we've come to know and love before he became the aforementioned compliments.

[madboom0522]

Ummm....WOW......Had no idea you were so handsome Nully....

[HailingTheThings]

...I like to think that my rumposts here save lives somehow. If you weren't here skimming and ignoring this post, you might be out catching ebola....  you're welcome.

Truer words have never been spoken.

[Paddyfitz18]

 

[jelloslug]

Your box?  It probably reeks of stale Cheetos and rum; count me out.