Quote from: nullity on December 03, 2014, 12:10:50 PMMy Native American name was Pees On Futon When Drink Much.I'm not bragging. Really. The self flagellation makes me feel slightly better about a serious problem. And really... if you were there and it wasn't your futon, you'd've laughed. .... I got shwasted and in the middle of the party pulled down my pants and sat in my leather chair thinking it was the toilet. I then proceeded to piss all over it....
My Native American name was Pees On Futon When Drink Much.I'm not bragging. Really. The self flagellation makes me feel slightly better about a serious problem. And really... if you were there and it wasn't your futon, you'd've laughed.
Quote from: Desh on December 04, 2014, 03:07:48 AMQuote from: nullity on December 03, 2014, 12:10:50 PMMy Native American name was Pees On Futon When Drink Much.I'm not bragging. Really. The self flagellation makes me feel slightly better about a serious problem. And really... if you were there and it wasn't your futon, you'd've laughed. .... I got shwasted and in the middle of the party pulled down my pants and sat in my leather chair thinking it was the toilet. I then proceeded to piss all over it....All i gleaned from Desh's post is: Desh sits to pee nuf said
.... some big ass crazy white dude all grunting and punching and kicking your door and shit.
Words fail me. I cannot express how pleased I am that you guys were entertained by one of my top 10 crazy f*cked up life stories (in the category "can't laugh about it until much later"). MGC will undoubtedly let us all share an experience that will take a while to laugh about. Hahah
Did anyone else get a half-chub or better while reading Null's Story? No? Just me then I guess...***likes***CommentSUBSCRIBED
It was only a half chub... Thats not too creepy I guess...
Why must you be so creepy?
Quote from: BlueBMW on December 05, 2014, 04:25:32 AMIt was only a half chub... Thats not too creepy I guess...Agreed 1/2 chub is acceptable.
Quote from: toymachine78 on December 05, 2014, 01:29:39 AM Why must you be so creepy? I do it just for you, sweety!Quote from: cjameslv on December 05, 2014, 06:35:10 AMQuote from: BlueBMW on December 05, 2014, 04:25:32 AMIt was only a half chub... Thats not too creepy I guess...Agreed 1/2 chub is acceptable.Yay!Also, joking is a thing, yeah?Pretty sure.Let me check...Yeap! It sure is!!!!
