Anyhoo... I'm sure you Midwesterners are kind folk, but its different down south. Trust me. That's why so many peeps are flocking to the south from the rest of the States.
I'm born & raised Carolinian, and I have to say that this is one of the biggest loads of bull I've ever read. I'm pretty sure the "hospitality" you mentioned is the only thing the South has going for it, and even that's reserved only for white folks.
In regards to Metal Jesus, if he were to ask to be included in an episode of Game Sack, it
would be kind of rude to refuse...but to ignore, or at the very least not go out of your way to make it happen...that would be preferable. Keep Jesus out of the Sack!