Hardcore Gaming 101 on China Warrior...

[NightWolve]

Broken Pixels - China Warrior

Hah, these guys were funny. I LMAO at the first boss where they're like, "Hey, look, it's Karnov! Karnov's fallen on hard times..."

[Arkhan]

Psh, that's ridiculous.

Also, wait, what? We're using the words 'fags' and 'faggots' in this forum? Stay classy gentlemen...

Classy is for boring mother f*ckers.

[bust3dstr8]

[Necromancer]

Also, wait, what? We're using the words 'fags' and 'faggots' in this forum? Stay classy gentlemen...

I said faqqots, as in someone that's got a hardon for faqs.

I may not be classy, but at least I can read. 

[Tatsujin]

NO f*ckING WAY is The Kung Fu a Kusoge!!!!

[spenoza]

I don't think China Warrior is a very good game, but it's certainly not a horrible game. Gameplay-wise I consider it "meh", but it is technically pretty impressive for the time. A kusoge should be horrid, not "meh".

[_joshuaTurbo]

Psh, that's ridiculous.

Also, wait, what? We're using the words 'fags' and 'faggots' in this forum? Stay classy gentlemen...

Classy is for boring mother f*ckers.

It's only offensive if a SNERD calls someone a gamefaq.   At least, that's how it is up in da hood.

[Arkhan]

what the hell does taking offense mean.

[NightWolve]

I never figured out the conditions that triggered GIANT FIST, FISTS OF FURY (exactly what it sounds like)...because it appeared to happen at random times for me (and not too often).

Hm, I didn't know about some sort of special move - I'll have to check that out. Don't think I ever beat the game as a matter of fact.

[Necromancer]

I never figured out the super fist either.  Anyone got any tips?

[Gentlegamer]

I also can't do the slide kick in Splatterhouse.

[esteban]

I never figured out the super fist either.  Anyone got any tips?

We have to scour for an old post or two from OLD_ROVER.

When I get home, I'll check my laptop for old noted, because that's the sort of thing I usually save in my disorganized collection of TG-16 miscellany.

TANGENT:
Am I correct that Aaron (probably) requested that Google not crawl the forums (via robots.txt doc on server)? In the past, of course, we could search most of the forums via LeGoog, but the last few times I tried, I got NOTHING.

[Arkhan]

I always thought you had to have enough power to do the super fist and rapido puncho, and just kinda press forward + punchy after you get hit a couple times.  So,you basically just walk into their fists and then go HAOWHOAHEOHAOWHOAHOAwhwhoaoaooaooooo

I am into the rapid fisting.

[Necromancer]

Am I correct that Aaron (probably) requested that Google not crawl the forums (via robots.txt doc on server)?

I think it's just a consequence of having the forums only readable if you're signed in; Google can't crawl what it can't see.

[Arkhan]

IT CAINT EVEN.