Was this one of those "I peed sitting down on a chair." kind of nights?
Not exactly. Mind you, this was before I had kids. It was a night that ended with me in the next door neighbors' driveway (not my house, not my neighbor) curled up in the fetal position while vomiting. This was all happening at the same time the neighbor happened to be pulling up the driveway.
Needless to say, many of my unmarried, non-parent friends ask why I don't hang out and party very much anymore. My answer is I got it all out of my system from years passed.
