Author Topic: That Tobias f--k went after Xak III and SO II as pressed CD-ROM releases!  (Read 36886 times)

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I donated $5 to NightWolve. It's a small amount but at least it will pay him a beer or two.

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I donated $5 to NightWolve. It's a small amount but at least it will pay him a beer or two.

Do me a favor and on the raffle you want to enter your extra entry on state you donated and want to apply it on said raffle. That will help me keep track of things on that.

Joe Redifer

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a fake wooden stake


I bet it won't even kill real vampires.

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Its like made of foam rubber, so you cant even use it on the homeless. He goes to the trouble of providing a wooden box, but yes, a rubber stake. Has any of the Belmonts ever even used wooden stakes in any of the games? I always thought they used daggers, axe, holy water, bible and boomerang cross thing as an optional weapon. I cant recall a wooden stake ever being used. Its just strange to me, but whatever.

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Wasn't there a wooden stake in Castlevania II?  I think it was an event item or maybe just took up space in your inventory?  Or maybe I'm thinking about Dracula's rib. 

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Hell you'd think I would know this since I loved all the older games, SOTN and prior, and esp Castlevania 2, but I cant recall that. I planned to pick up part 2 again on Nes soon, so I will see soon enough I guess.

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Its like made of foam rubber, so you cant even use it on the homeless.


What? Why does it even exist? It should have come with a Bible instead. That would have been hilarious. It'd be easier to get across customs than a dagger or a holy axe. And you can tie it to a rope to get the spin action to use on homeless people.

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Found it. http://castlevania.wikia.com/wiki/Oak_Stake

It was the oak stake and you used it to destroy an orb or something in one of the mansions.  CV II was my favorite as a kid.  I played it again several years ago and couldn't help feeling that it could have been so much better.  Still love it though.

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I think we should plaster it all over Konami's facebook and go "WHERE CAN WE BUY THIS, KONAMI?  ITS A NEW RELEASE? WE NEED IT. THIS GUY IS SELLING IT"

*post address/etc.*
This is a good idea! Count me in

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When you guys post on the Konami FB page please post links. I need my lulz. This may go better then me contacting Konami Europe, due to the possible exposure you guys could generate.

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Found it. http://castlevania.wikia.com/wiki/Oak_Stake

It was the oak stake and you used it to destroy an orb or something in one of the mansions.  CV II was my favorite as a kid.  I played it again several years ago and couldn't help feeling that it could have been so much better.  Still love it though.

I wonder how many kids try to bring stakes to school back in the day..

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Lol man, so clueless:


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I posted to Konami's FB page, but I can't link to it.  You'll have to check it on the left side where they list that shit.


I didn't post his address yet though.  saving that for when shit hits the fan.
[Fri 19:34]<nectarsis> been wanting to try that one for awhile now Ope
[Fri 19:33]<Opethian> l;ol huge dong

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Wow, absolutely hilarious! Well played scheme Professor.  Perfect timing with him just making the Dracula X repro. :clap:


Its like made of foam rubber, so you cant even use it on the homeless.


What? Why does it even exist? It should have come with a Bible instead. That would have been hilarious. It'd be easier to get across customs than a dagger or a holy axe. And you can tie it to a rope to get the spin action to use on homeless people.

Or maybe a tasty piece of wall meat on a bone.  A nice snack during a play-through or it could be shared with the homeless.

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[Fri 19:34]<nectarsis> been wanting to try that one for awhile now Ope
[Fri 19:33]<Opethian> l;ol huge dong

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