Obeyin' at the Midwest Gaming Classic (TURBO FEST TOUR '15)

[Necromancer]

I'd prefer to OBEY pussy.

[xelement5x]

I'd prefer to OBEY pussy.

Have you learned nothing from Al Bundy?!  A man's gotta take a stand!

[synbiosfan]

I'd prefer to OBEY pussy.

That's the one knock I had with the hoodie as that was my first thought.

[_joshuaTurbo]

Credit: Design, Ideas and wizardry by majors @ Tonymajors wizard of everything LLC

[SignOfZeta]

I *may* make this. If someone confirms that a Big Lebowski pin will be there the chances of me going will double.

My PVM is currently dead (!) but I plan to fix it soon. If that happens I'll bring it, if not, I'll bring something lesser but still a tube.

[bartre]

yay zeta!

Nullity - Can i have two mugs?
I need one to smash and another to flip on ebay for teh R@RE monies.

[bartre]

yay zeta!

Nullity - Can i have two mugs?
I need one to smash and another to flip on ebay for teh R@RE monies.

you can have one. And I'll pre-smash it on your face for you.

AWESOME!!!!!

now I get to see something DoxPhile branded smashed, AND I get to sue someone!

[bartre]

yay zeta!

Nullity - Can i have two mugs?
I need one to smash and another to flip on ebay for teh R@RE monies.

you can have one. And I'll pre-smash it on your face for you.

AWESOME!!!!!

now I get to see something DoxPhile branded smashed, AND I get to sue someone!

posthumously?

*winner of the 2015 internet tough guy award*

[synbiosfan]

Has there ever been an actual confrontation at one of these events?

I won't make it this time but I'd love to bs with you guys! Sarcasm is much better face to face

[roflmao]

Has there ever been an actual confrontation at one of these events?

I won't make it this time but I'd love to bs with you guys! Sarcasm is much better face to face

Lol - we're all friends at these things.  Of course it might help that the beer flows pretty freely...

[bartre]

Has there ever been an actual confrontation at one of these events?

I won't make it this time but I'd love to bs with you guys! Sarcasm is much better face to face

Nah, when we're in each other's presence we don't even make eye contact - that would be gay.

lots of reacharounds though.

[bartre]

Has there ever been an actual confrontation at one of these events?

I won't make it this time but I'd love to bs with you guys! Sarcasm is much better face to face

Nah, when we're in each other's presence we don't even make eye contact - that would be gay.

lots of reacharounds though.

speak for yourself.

I'm going to go to great lengths to make everyone think that a fight between you and I is going to break out for reals...

and up until the last moment you will be questioning whether or not I'm f*cking around.

and you won't know until the moment after that moment. Your mind will be pondering "oh shit... did I troll too hard? Fight or flight? Fuuuuck" up until the split second I either fart and laugh or snap-kick your balls (and laugh).

which will it be?

time.

will.

tell.

It ain't trollin if it's truth broheim.

I'll bring you a buttplug and a neck brace for either scenario.

[synbiosfan]

(Protip: I'll be farting and laughing nonstop all weekend bruh)

Sooner or later all that cropdusting will turn into an uh oh moment!

[bartre]

I'll bring you a buttplug and a neck brace for either scenario.

Good deal man. I'll need those to give to the paramedics for you when I'm through with ya. Good forward thinking!

I think you're overestimating the strength of your a$$hole.
but i'll take it, it'll make my lawsuit that much easier!

[BlueBMW]

Other than the crazy mary encounter years back I dont think there has been much in the way of confrontations.