Slick salesman with a hat:The name's Lanley, Lyle Lanely, and I've got the greatest idea you've ever..
Well, it's not for you. It's really more of an AtariAge idea.
Rube: What's it called?
Slick salesman with a hat: VGS
Rube: How's it spelled?
Slick salesman with a hat: V G S
Crowd chants VGS, VGS, VGS, VGS
Smart consumer: That thing looks like a f*cking mess!
Slick salesman with a hat: You don't mean the VGS?
Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud,
Slick salesman with a hat: it plays as softly as a cloud
Convenience Store Owner: Is there a chance the company could fold?
Slick salesman with a hat: Not from what the kickstarter told
Drunk: What about us collectards?
Slick salesman with a hat: you'll be given plastic carts
Grandpa: Were you sent here by the Devil?
Slick salesman with a hat: No good sir I'm on the level
I swear it's gaming's only choice, the throw up your cash, and waste your joy.
Crowd chants VGS, VGS, VGS, VGS
Mom: The games all look like crap and broken!
Bob: Sorry mom the mob has spoken
Crowd chants VGS, VGS, VGS, VGS