Well, there's not much to lampoon here.
Hahaha ... it's like you're not even trying!
How about (from AtariAge) ...
I don't know how I can be expected to treat this "Kevtris" guy seriously when all that he has to show is years of experience, working boards, working cores, a protoype, and a plan to keep costs manageable ... but yet, there's not a single picture of what laboratory POWER SUPPLY he's using!
I want to believe Kevtris can make this happen. It looks like he knows his stuff.
But honestly, I don't think he knows what color shell to use, and that is very, very disturbing.
Yeah; it's like he's not even halfway there!
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As a principal hardware engineer, John created a Sony PlayStation for emerging foreign markets
Well, depends on what "created a Sony Playstation for emerging foreign markets" means... What are they trying to claim by that anyway?
He worked (lead?) a team that was doing a cost-reduced version of the PS1 for emerging foreign markets. That means taking the old design and using newer parts to integrate more things and reduce manufacturing costs. The project was never released.
Not the hardest of tasks, with little creativity involved, and it never got manufactured anyway, so nobody can be sure if it ever worked.
Actually, name dropping like that is a major red flag. I get that he wants to trumpet his school, but he's not doing himself any favors with that. As someone in academia, pulling something like that would just about be an automatic disqualifier from any job. I can only imagine in industry it's equally frowned upon.
Yep, it totally smells of B.S. Just putting it in there says a whole lot about how his mind works. Conclusion: Toxic, Avoid!
As a principal hardware engineer, John created a Sony PlayStation for emerging foreign markets and co-founded Iguana Entertainment, where he created powerful low-cost software-development interfaces for SNES, Saturn, PlayStation, and Jaguar.
John has also worked for Atari, Atari’s former president and co-founder Nolan Bushnell, and Activision, and has taught college courses in game development.
John has degrees in computer science and management from St. Edward's University in Austin, and five degrees from De Anza College in Cupertino—where Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak studied.
But anyway, that resume is silly in its "Hey, I happened to attend the same university as an Apple co-founder once did!" unnecessary padding... It was already a respectable resume objectively for a videogame software/hardware developer, but he ruins his credibility by adding something unnecessary like that.
Actually, there's a bunch of warning signs in there ... particularly for someone that has supposedly been running a hardware consulting/prototyping/manufacturing company for a number of years.
It boils down to these guys are clowns, desperately trying to pass off a poorly planned idea, with a unsustainable business model, in the hopes of achieving riches and greatness so they can pull themselves out of their normal mundane lives.
Hahaha ... cruel, but fair IMHO.