But what are they thinking? Perhaps something like this ...
"God, I hope that nobody sees this. I'm only here because these idiots paid me to take the photos!"
"My butt-plug tickles!"
"God, I miss being a High School jock. Everyone used to love me. Please let me go back in time and do it again!"
"Who are these guys again? Crap, who cares anyway ... Good weed, man!"