Last Night, Patton Oswalt Went on an Epic Twitter Rampage and Here it Is Read mo

[KingDrool]

And what kind of overreactionary jackball takes "Oooohooooh! A comedy expert! " to mean "shut the hell up and screw off"? Especially when it was followed by (before you responded), AND I QUOTE: "I was just joking."

I repeat: rage on, pal.

[Necromancer]

You're a f*cking moron!  But I'm only kidding, so we're good, right?  RIGHT?!?

If only I could share your opinion that Patton Oswalt is the funniest guy in the world, then we could be besties. 

[KingDrool]

Here's what one innocent comment said to you:

-You're an a$$hole with incorrect opinions.
-You should shut the hell up and screw off.
-My opinion is that Patton Oswalt is the funniest guy in the world.

I understand that things can get lost in translation on forums, but Jesus Christ! Clarifying ahead of time that it was a joke apparently doesn't cut it so I guess need to be more delicate with how I address you in the future so I don't call down the thunder!

I'm not sure why you're being such a hardass about this, especially since I've gone on record as a fan of yours, but I give. Uncle. You win. Congratulations! I've insulted you, however unintentionally, and for that I apologize...I suppose.

f*cking hell...

[VenomMacbeth]

My purely subjective conjecture on this little spat...

Jlued: look at this thing!

Necro: that thing sucks.

Jlued: *slightly patronizing sarcastic remark* but anyway...

Necro: Go f*ck yourself.

That escalated quickly, eh?  Maybe he's getting his panties in a twist to be ironic in a thread for bitching about how people get their panties in a twist too much.  Though this isn't the first time Necro's dropped a bummer bomb on a thread...maybe he just needs hugs?

Either way, the one that resorts to dismissive cursing first is the clear loser.

[_joshuaTurbo]

When I read something that says "Epic",  "Twitter" or "Rampage" I think of dick pics and Rampage on the Master System.  I never had a chance to own the Master System version of rampage.. but I hope to change that fortune someday...  I mean, I've got the NES one, but it pales in comparison to the power of the Master System.  Or so I've heard.

All in all, a pretty big let down on this thread.  No dick pics, no rampage.... super sad.

I'm going to try to fix:
https://twitter.com/Realtamsman/status/570443041254838272

[KingDrool]

Sorry Nullity. I hate idiotic forum drama; especially when I'm a participant.

Long live DoxPhile!

[wildfruit]

You remind me of this guy:

What kind of jackball thinks saying 'just kidding' means a damn thing after essentially telling someone to shut the hell up and screw off?

I repeat: go f*ck yourself.

Those f*cktards got what was coming to them. If you assault or threaten to assault someone you best be ready to get your arse handed to you.  Necro you just made my day with this one.

[mitsuman]

When I read something that says "Epic",  "Twitter" or "Rampage" I think of dick pics and Rampage on the Master System.  I never had a chance to own the Master System version of rampage.. but I hope to change that fortune someday...  I mean, I've got the NES one, but it pales in comparison to the power of the Master System.  Or so I've heard.

All in all, a pretty big let down on this thread.  No dick pics, no rampage.... super sad.

I'm going to try to fix:
https://twitter.com/Realtamsman/status/570443041254838272

Man that game was great. I can't tell you how many quarters I dropped into that arcade game. I think I played it on NES as well, but nothing was as great as the arcade version.

[Necromancer]

"I give up!  I hate forum dwama!"

<<  runs to fighting street for more tear soaked cheerios  >>

That escalated quickly, eh?  Maybe he's getting his panties in a twist to be ironic in a thread for bitching about how people get their panties in a twist too much.

One could argue it was more clever than Oswalt's attempt at irony, no?  Whatever it was, jlued sure ate it up.

Either way, the one that resorts to dismissive cursing first is the clear loser.

If you can't handle naughty words, stay off the internet or at least confine yourself to your frozen fan forum.

P.S. - Go f*ck yourself.

[VenomMacbeth]

If you can't handle naughty words, stay off the internet or at least confine yourself to your frozen fan forum.

P.S. - Go f*ck yourself.

There you go with the assumptions again.  Did I say I couldn't handle it?  Sometimes I'm surprised nobody's called me out for using the wordy derds...but then I remember Arkhan posts here. Lol

I just found it odd that your eloquently delivered critique on Oswald's rant was followed up with such an inarticulate dismissal.

Sorry, but if you can't win your arguments without cursing, then you're a dolt.

Also, I've yet to see Frozen.  Since you mentioned it & have therefore clearly seen it, is it any good?  I don't really do the CGI Disney stuff so I've avoided it thus far...

[KingDrool]

I don't even know what the hell is going on anymore. Was it a clever/ironic ruse? Did I play into your hands like a simpleton? I have no clue. If not, you're sure one crabby motherf*cker.

[Necromancer]

I am indeed a crabby motherf*cker, but that's neither here nor there; and now that you've said the f-word, VenomMcDouche thinks we're both idiots.  But that's okay - he still looks cute in his blond wig and long, blue dress.

Whatever this shit is, it's funny.... to me anyway.  It sure is easy to get all worked up over very little and to keep beating a dead horse, even after you've claimed to have given up.

[KingDrool]

Trust me: I've given up and conceded defeat in whatever-this-is.

[VenomMacbeth]

Whatever this shit is, it's funny.

As someone who gave my unsolicited opinion on your little hissy fit, I agree.  And cursing doesn't make you stupid - defending yourself with curses is stupid.  Pardon me, f*cking stupid.  Maybe that'll get the point across to you.

Mainly I just wanted to call you out & get your goat for being a Bitchy McCrabby-Crybaby-Pants.  And it worked.  And to add to my satisfaction, you childishly accused me of being girly.  This is 2015; how is that an insult anymore?

And for the record, it's apparent you don't know me at all.  I prefer brunette/black for my wigs, or something with a vibrant color like purple or blue.  I like my dresses in black or burgundy, because I'm a classy bitch.  I like to be pretty sometimes.

[Necromancer]

Trust me: I've given up and conceded defeat in whatever-this-is.

I noticed.  Those passive aggressive snipes were a dead giveaway.