Last Night, Patton Oswalt Went on an Epic Twitter Rampage and Here it Is Read mo

[KingDrool]

You're not only crabby, but you also seem to be super sensitive. What's the end game here? What's the goal? To be Captain Internet: Keyboard Warrior? Because yeah: you win.

[Necromancer]

I could ask the same of you, buddy.  What's YOUR end game?   Gonna keep up with those backhanded insults, hoping I eventually rage quit or something?

f*ck yeah!  Ride that high horse into the sunset!

[KingDrool]

I'm not seeing any insults coming your way. "Crabby motherf*cker"? Is that an insult? "Sensitive"?

Dude, what the hell?  I've gone out of my way to say, hey, I meant nothing by my comment and that I've been a fan of yours on this forum. Most people would respond, "Hey no problem. It was a misunderstanding." But nothing seems to appease you.

Honestly, I'm not sure why I'm continuing either, other than I'm completely baffled by this whole thing. You're like a riddle. So sure, let's continue the circle-jerk.

[KingDrool]

Ha!

You know what? On second thought: sorry for stringing this along. And Necro: sincerely, sorry if I insulted you with anything I posted after the original "comedy expert" thing, which I swear was not meant to insult. If I came off as passive-aggressive, it's just because I was surprised by how this all turned out. So yeah: sorry.

I'm just going to pretend this was a meta-commentary on the original topic, let it go at that, and go have a few drinks.

[KingDrool]

Juled and Venom, Necro told me you should both move to one of those states where weed and interspecies unions are legal, then secede from the forums.

If he said that, I'd just send more good vibes his way.

You hear that, Necro? I'm just gonna love you more!

But on an unrelated note: I like "Juled". I created my account over a decade ago and wish I could change my stupid profile name.

[VenomMacbeth]

Doesn't Joe live in one of those states?

Anyway, weed is fine, but the interspecies union would be a little harder to explain to my kid...

And secede?  No way!  I'm not trying to start my own Duoph--ermmm...ahem, FORUM, myself.  This circus is enough entertainment for moi. 

But in all honesty, no hard feelings to anyone my post may have offended.  Even you, Necro.  I didn't mean to insinuate that you're a cunt, but even if I did, always remember this: balls are sensitive, but a pussy can take a pounding!

[wildfruit]

Goverrats win PERFECT

[synbiosfan]

EE just pwned a lot of sandy manginas with this thread

I knew it wouldn't end well

[Punch]

 

[Necromancer]

But on an unrelated note: I like "Juled". I created my account over a decade ago and wish I could change my stupid profile name.

Your displayed name can be changed; only your login ID is stuck.

Goverrats win PERFECT

Finally some lulz! 

[_joshuaTurbo]

When I read something that says "Epic",  "Twitter" or "Rampage" I think of dick pics and Rampage on the Master System.  I never had a chance to own the Master System version of rampage.. but I hope to change that fortune someday...  I mean, I've got the NES one, but it pales in comparison to the power of the Master System.  Or so I've heard.

All in all, a pretty big let down on this thread.  No dick pics, no rampage.... super sad.

I'm going to try to fix:
https://twitter.com/Realtamsman/status/570443041254838272

Man that game was great. I can't tell you how many quarters I dropped into that arcade game. I think I played it on NES as well, but nothing was as great as the arcade version.

I want Atari 7800 Rampage now!!