BIG NEWS!!!

[slinkyturd]

I wanted to inform all of you that in the span of about 5 minutes today I was able to both start and complete the process required to become an Ordained Minister and a Doctor of Metaphysics.

Why is this here, you ask? I wanted to let you all know that I don't descriminate. If any of you would wish to become legally wed to your Duos or any other Turbo/PCE Paraphrenalia, I am ready and willing to preform the ceremony. I've picked out some lovely wedding licenses that look quite antiquated in their nature (floral and elaborate) and are perfect for framing on the wall.

[o.pwuaioc]

A doctor, you say? Can you take a look at this? Does it look infected to you?

[slinkyturd]

I think it might need to be amputated. It would look much better in a jar on my shelf.