But to have a boner twice in a row?
Edit: And I said seconds within shitting so how can he go from boner to flaccid so fast?? Unless he jerks and orgasms during the push! (Also a near impossible feat!) So confused...
After consulting with Watt's son, I think our mystery man entered the bathroom semi-hard. The bathroom, which is gross and nasty, combined with the painful carbuncles he squeezes out with his sphincter, put him on FastTrak to Flaccidville.
ProTIP: I am making a "proof-of -concept" video to demonstrate the viability of my theory.