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MotherGunner

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So here's a crazy head-scratcher....
« on: May 07, 2015, 12:37:58 PM »
PSA:  IT'S OKAY TO BE A MAN AND PISS WHILE SITTING DOWN SO LONG AS YOU ARE ALSO IN THE PROCESS OF TAKING A SHIT! ](*,)

I was at work in the restroom stall and someone walks in, drops 'em, pushes out a mega turd, and after a few seconds, he stands up and pisses!  Second time it happens! Same guy!

That is some crazy ass extraterrestrial muscle control right there!  What a mindf*ck!  I can't even begin to try that stunt, can you?

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esteban

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Re: So here's a crazy head-scratcher....
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2015, 01:01:27 PM »
I don't believe it. :) well, I could never do that.

Also, it far more satisfying for me to release liquids and solids whenever they want liberation.
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MrBroadway

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Re: So here's a crazy head-scratcher....
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2015, 03:55:45 PM »
For some reason that reminded me of the kids (haven't noticed it since elementary school) who dropped their pants all the way to the floor before taking a piss.
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Re: So here's a crazy head-scratcher....
« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2015, 04:06:00 PM »
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ccovell

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Re: So here's a crazy head-scratcher....
« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2015, 04:54:50 PM »
Fun fact: 30% of Japanese men sit solely while urinating.  What is the cause of this?  Interesting guesses below...
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Re: So here's a crazy head-scratcher....
« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2015, 05:46:52 PM »
Quote from: ccovell on May 07, 2015, 04:54:50 PM
Fun fact: 30% of Japanese men sit solely while urinating.  What is the cause of this?  Interesting guesses below...

It's becoming more popular in Germany, too, so much that a lawsuit was filed over it:

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-30937492
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seieienbu

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Re: So here's a crazy head-scratcher....
« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2015, 09:35:49 PM »
...do they just not have urinals in Germany?  Also, lawl, "sitzpinkler" is clearly the best word.
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Re: So here's a crazy head-scratcher....
« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2015, 01:51:17 AM »
This thread just confuses me. #-o
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Re: So here's a crazy head-scratcher....
« Reply #8 on: May 08, 2015, 02:10:11 AM »
MotherGunner is trying to take the reigns for the Soop of the Day.
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Re: So here's a crazy head-scratcher....
« Reply #9 on: May 08, 2015, 02:21:40 AM »
don't tell Donna!
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Re: So here's a crazy head-scratcher....
« Reply #10 on: May 08, 2015, 02:41:20 AM »
Sometimes I'll sit down just in case a surprise shit comes along...
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Re: So here's a crazy head-scratcher....
« Reply #11 on: May 08, 2015, 03:41:16 AM »
I almost always pee sitting down for a number of reasons.  The most pertinent being that I was raised primarily by women.  Being uncircumcised & slightly crooked isn't doing me any favors either, though. 
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Re: So here's a crazy head-scratcher....
« Reply #12 on: May 08, 2015, 04:46:34 AM »
I think it depends on the situation.

Standing up is fine, but peeing on/around everything but the toilet you obviously need to clean it up.

We have waterless urinals where I work. I usually try to avoid them as I don't want any pee splashing back at me cause this will most likely contain pee from the previous people that used the waterless urinal.
Stahl's are fine to stand in but notice the top statement. Sometimes I wouldn't want to sit anyways.

I usually only sit to pee if I want to stay a while and not work for a bit or read my phone and catch up on the latest news. At home.... doesn't matter as long as I keep it clean, how I want it.
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Re: So here's a crazy head-scratcher....
« Reply #13 on: May 08, 2015, 07:04:10 AM »
I always pee sitting down when I am at home (or in anyone's home).  Standing up to pee into a urinal is great, but into a bowl of water not so much. 
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Re: So here's a crazy head-scratcher....
« Reply #14 on: May 08, 2015, 07:11:34 AM »
Quote from: Jibbajaba on May 08, 2015, 07:04:10 AM
I always pee sitting down when I am at home (or in anyone's home).  Standing up to pee into a urinal is great, but into a bowl of water not so much.
I feel like I don't get everything out when I pee sitting.
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