PSA: IT'S OKAY TO BE A MAN AND PISS WHILE SITTING DOWN SO LONG AS YOU ARE ALSO IN THE PROCESS OF TAKING A SHIT!
I was at work in the restroom stall and someone walks in, drops 'em, pushes out a mega turd, and after a few seconds, he stands up and pisses! Second time it happens! Same guy!
That is some crazy ass extraterrestrial muscle control right there! What a mindf*ck! I can't even begin to try that stunt, can you?