So here's a crazy head-scratcher....

[sirhcman]

I am really at a loss for words here, lol!

[ClodBuster]

I feel like I don't get everything out when I pee sitting.

For me, it's the other way around.


I feel like I should start another poll on peeing.

[Joe Redifer]

You push the turd out first and then you stand to pee so you can cut the turd in half with your pee stream.

[esteban]

I always sit down to pee at home.

I  AM THE ONE WHO CLEANS THE BATHROOMS and life is easier when you don't have to clean up the splatters.

SHUT UP. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO STOP piss+toilet water from splattering in the vicinity of the toilet. UNLESS YOU ARE VERY SHORT. OR, if you stand directly over the bowl, SQUAT, and sim straight down. Even then, you'll probably get splatter.

SITTING = CIVILIZED & CLEANER (at home)




Outside of the home, at a public restroom or restaurant, I piss in the sink.

[CPTBadAss]

Wow. I learned way more about esteban then I ever wanted to in that post

[MrBroadway]

Well, I was going reply, but I think I just TMI'd myself.

[Jibbajaba]

I always sit down to pee at home.

I  AM THE ONE WHO CLEANS THE BATHROOMS and life is easier when you don't have to clean up the splatters.

SHUT UP. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO STOP piss+toilet water from splattering in the vicinity of the toilet. UNLESS YOU ARE VERY SHORT. OR, if you stand directly over the bowl, SQUAT, and sim straight down. Even then, you'll probably get splatter.

SITTING = CIVILIZED & CLEANER (at home)




Outside of the home, at a public restroom or restaurant, I piss in the sink.

The more time goes by, the more I think that Este is my favorite person here.  I think we're brothers-from-another-mother.

[sirhcman]

The more time goes by, the more I think that Este is my favorite person here.  I think we're brothers-from-another-mother.

I smell at Le Turbo Doodle / CGQ collaboration in the future!

[Jibbajaba]

The more time goes by, the more I think that Este is my favorite person here.  I think we're brothers-from-another-mother.

I smell at Le Turbo Doodle / CGQ collaboration in the future!

I already tried.  Esteban said I was "small potatoes" and to "ask again when you have at least 10k subscribers."  Apparently he doesn't want to "devalue his brand."

But he sits down when he pees, which means he is always welcome in my house.

[MotherGunner]

Guys, read it again.  How can you possibly HOLD your piss WHILE trying to shit first, only to stand up and pee within seconds later?

This is not about the merits of pissing sitting down but whether holding the urge to pee while pushing out a turd is even possible!  Don't believe me?  Try it!

[Jibbajaba]

Guys, read it again.  How can you possibly HOLD your piss WHILE trying to shit first, only to stand up and pee within seconds later?

This is not about the merits of pissing sitting down but whether holding the urge to pee while pushing out a turd is even possible!  Don't believe me?  Try it!

Shit (no pun intended), I didn't even think about that.  Next time I take a dump, I'm going to see if I can hold the pee in while letting the doodie out.  I bet I can't do it.

[esteban]

Guys, read it again.  How can you possibly HOLD your piss WHILE trying to shit first, only to stand up and pee within seconds later?

This is not about the merits of pissing sitting down but whether holding the urge to pee while pushing out a turd is even possible!  Don't believe me?  Try it!

We talked about that, exhausted the concept, and then continued the conversation down other avenues.



Look at my first comment. There is no way I could possibly pull off the feat. I don't even know if I believe it.

I have, of course, an explanation, but you guys would (likely) be grossed out.




Sherlock Esteban Holmes:

The conundrum posed by the original post, is, in fact, easily explained.

The ordinary observer assumes that the mysterious man in the adjacent stall is flaccid.

That, comrades, is a fatal flaw.

The enigmatic man in the stall next door, naturally, begins his dump with a cock that is hard as a rock (or, at least semi-hard).

He LITERALLY CAN'T PISS, even if he wanted to.

Of course, he can bake a loaf...or two...before he is flaccid. THEREUPON HE STANDS UP TO PISS, indubitably.

[MrBroadway]

Brilliant!

[VenomMacbeth]

I kind of have a hard time shitting with a boner...

[MotherGunner]

But to have a boner twice in a row?

Edit: And I said seconds within shitting so how can he go from boner to flaccid so fast?? Unless he jerks and orgasms during the push!  (Also a near impossible feat!) So confused...