Author Topic: WTF? The Rock to star in Big Trouble in Little China remake  (Read 421 times)

Otaking

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The Rock is going to star as Jack Burton and also produce a remake of Big Trouble in Little China, WTF! sacrilege!
It's one of the best films of the eighties, a stone cold classic. I can't possibly understand why they would think The Rock would match this movie.
http://uk.ign.com/articles/2015/06/01/the-rock-to-star-in-big-trouble-in-little-china-remake

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Re: WTF? The Rock to star in Big Trouble in Little China remake
« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2015, 07:05:04 AM »
lol so who is going to play Lo Pan? Tom Hanks? lol

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Re: WTF? The Rock to star in Big Trouble in Little China remake
« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2015, 07:51:35 AM »
This is a horrible idea.  BTiLC was done perfectly the first time around.

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Re: WTF? The Rock to star in Big Trouble in Little China remake
« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2015, 08:09:58 AM »
I'm not the hugest fan or anything, but it seems like a terrible idea. The original was a very "aware" homage/sendup of so many things that don't even exist in cinema in 2015, meaning that this movie will either have to be a "frozen in time" thing like the Brady Bunch movie or a completely overhauled wild card like Jem is, in which case even using the name is pointless.


This just keeps happening over and over again...

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Re: WTF? The Rock to star in Big Trouble in Little China remake
« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2015, 08:35:40 AM »
This is a horrible idea.  BTiLC was done perfectly the first time around.
Agreed.
Some things should just be left alone.

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Re: WTF? The Rock to star in Big Trouble in Little China remake
« Reply #6 on: June 02, 2015, 09:44:25 AM »
Why, Hollywood?  WHY?!?
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Re: WTF? The Rock to star in Big Trouble in Little China remake
« Reply #7 on: June 02, 2015, 10:00:53 AM »
lol so who is going to play Lo Pan? Tom Hanks? lol

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Re: WTF? The Rock to star in Big Trouble in Little China remake
« Reply #8 on: June 02, 2015, 10:14:33 AM »
lol so who is going to play Lo Pan? Tom Hanks? lol
No he'll be played by another wrestler actor, Hulk Hogan.

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Re: WTF? The Rock to star in Big Trouble in Little China remake
« Reply #9 on: June 02, 2015, 05:01:54 PM »
I don't even know why. Confused.

Brain hurts.

Next they will be remaking Buckaroo Banzai.
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Re: WTF? The Rock to star in Big Trouble in Little China remake
« Reply #10 on: June 02, 2015, 07:45:54 PM »
SOB must pay !!! Still id rather have a sequel or a movie set in the same universe then a remake.

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Re: WTF? The Rock to star in Big Trouble in Little China remake
« Reply #11 on: June 03, 2015, 03:05:22 AM »
Hey Dwayne: YOU LEAVE JACK BURTON ALONE!
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Re: WTF? The Rock to star in Big Trouble in Little China remake
« Reply #12 on: June 03, 2015, 03:10:50 AM »
Ridiculously bad idea! I vote Mike Meyers for lo-pan