Can we take a moment to appreciate terrible game covers/art/ads/etc.

[esteban]

^ Is that actually Keanu?  I never knew he was in that flyer. Hilarious.

[TR0N]

I still like to know how cosplay april'o'neil got in this 

[esteban]

^^^ I have never seen these flyers. They are so goofy. Wonderful.

[DragonmasterDan]

I still like to know how cosplay april'o'neil got in this 

She's both posed and grinning like she just cut one.

[xelement5x]

I still like to know how cosplay april'o'neil got in this 

Man, that hair on April.  It was a different time so I'm wondering if it is real and was actually teased out to look like that, or if it is an over the top wig.

[DragonmasterDan]

That's hot.  I found a nice G rated Yuko cosplay ad... this was before it was discovered that tits sold games.

Whoever made that ad was all like
"So you want me to hire a promotional model for this ad?
 NEVAR!
I'll just get my moms best friend Helen and dress her up in a stupid outfit that doesn't match the character sprite"

[xelement5x]

Whoever made that ad was all like
"So you want me to hire a promotional model for this ad?
 NEVAR!
I'll just get my moms best friend Helen and dress her up in a stupid outfit that doesn't match the character sprite"

Apparently Helen ruins everything.  This is probably why her husband left her as well.

[DragonmasterDan]

Apparently Helen ruins everything.  This is probably why her husband left her as well.

Thirty Helens agree

[TR0N]

I still like to know how cosplay april'o'neil got in this 

That's hot.  I found a nice G rated Yuko cosplay ad... this was before it was discovered that tits sold games.

I remember that ad it does look like they hire there own cosplayer  By the way speaking of bad renovation ads remember this one 

[esteban]

This was a game I never even knew about until some folks from the old tg-16 forum told me about it.

 

[SuperGrafx]

I remember that ad it does look like they hire there own cosplayer  By the way speaking of bad renovation ads remember this one 

[/quote]

That long-haired dude was in a few Renovation ads.   
Seeing that made me reconsider my career aspirations of becoming a game play counselor.

[Gentlegamer]

Joe Redifer made a rad custom box art for Gaiares.

That TMNT pic was also part of the coin-op marquee on the side.

[lukester]

Cyber Lip ad for the Neo Geo 



Earthbound 

[SuperGrafx]

I really detested the Nintendo advertising style during the mid 1990's.
Everything had this weird grunge-era vibe to it. 

[bartre]

I'm pretty sure every kid ever had a toy sword like the one at the bottom right.