I started fudging around because, why the hell not I guess. I bypassed the via beside C616 by jumpering the cap directly to pin 4 of the op amp directly below (IC521).
It may be my imagination but I haven't noticed static in the right channel during my last play-through of Zonk. I still am not satisfied with the audio volume. I don't get why my US Turbo is so much louder. My Turbo is unable to work with the Everdrive however, and it is getting recapped soon. Maybe the audio will be different once it's recapped, i.e. quieter.
One thing I notice with my Duo when I compare it to my JVC X'eye is how loud the X'eye is, yet how little hiss it produces. The Duo puts out way more hiss, and is way quieter. I should have the genuine AV cables soon enough so hopefully those will help.