You're too needy. Go away.
You guys were so talkative while I was gone and now that I'm back i get "you're too needy" and "cry baby". You're gonna have to try harder than that. I expected better quality douchebaggery from people around here. Step your game up!
We talked about you because you're an a$$hole. Your presence is not needed for that conversation, so you coming back is, if anything, a damper on the discussion.
I can't expect this to mean much to someone who clearly craves attention very very badly, but there is good attention and bad attention. When your mom beat you with her hot water bottle every day and said the reason why African babies are going to hell is because you touch yourself, see, that's the "bad" kind, even though, yes, feeling anything is better than feeling nothing. To earn the "good" kind you'll have to engage the rest of society on a more meaningful level than, "LOOK AT ME!!! LOOK AT ME!!!".
It works best if you practice it in "real life". Then the forum version comes naturally. So, go away for like a decade.