A new service for the collectard who wishes to have nerd-cred for actually playing his games:
(1) Clients send me mint, sealed games
(2) I open them
(3) I create a fake "patina" on them to simulate the "worn" aesthetic that results from somewhat careless heavy-playing.
(4) I will actually play the games, with needless and gratuitous restarting, removal and re-insertion of the media (card, cart, CD)
(5) I will have trays of sand, dirt, cat-litter, dog hair, Nutella, etc. in my laboratory to create the desired "patina"
For an additional charge:
(1) Fingerprints can be strategically, and thoughtfully, added to cart/CD (client's choice of flan, burger grease, and/or honey-mustard dipping sauce)
Start our own competing grading agency.
Let's call it Turbo-Sealz.
I like it.