So this really happened - I open the box above and this is inside:
I mean I'm not one to look a gift horse in the mouth, but c'mon - even the Sega CD cases were cracked. And I usually give my Santa partner great stuff every year. I just thought "oh well, always next year". I put the box on the trash pile.
As we were breaking down cardboard, I slit the bottom of the box and this fell out of a false bottom, in bubble wrap (thank god):
Holy crap!!! Ope was this you?