Splatterhouse Shoelaces (orange)

[HailingTheThings]

What are you looking to get for them?

$50 shipped would be great!

What are you looking to get for them?

Well, he privately accepted my (fake) offer of $50 shipped...

Are you two done gone work somethin' out?

I actually do want these, but honestly I can't see any reason to have them for myself. I'd realistically wear them maybe a few times a year, on special occasions or something. I'm sure there's someone more deserving out there, though.

[grolt]

Is there some backstory for these laces, like was this a promo thing for the Turbo release of the game?

[Jibbajaba]

Are you two done gone work somethin' out?

Uh, no? 

[HailingTheThings]

Is there some backstory for these laces, like was this a promo thing for the Turbo release of the game?

Yes.

Are you two done gone work somethin' out?

Uh, no? 

K.

[SuperGrafx]

Is there some backstory for these laces, like was this a promo thing for the Turbo release of the game?

Yep.  Electronics Boutique gave them out as a promo in the early 1990's. 
I grabbed them while picking up a value priced TG-16 game and forgot I had them until a recent move.  Still minty fresh and never worn!

[SuperGrafx]

Final bump.
Any takers?

[Jibbajaba]

What happened to HailingTheThings?  If that deal fell through, would you be willing to trade them for normal shoelaces?  I can trade you multiple sets of varying lengths.  It's pure profit.

[wildfruit]

Seriously if you don't want them give them away. You got them for free and if you liked them you would have worn them.

[Jibbajaba]

THEY BELONG IN A MUSEUM.

[geise]

I don't have a cat, but I'd get one so he/she could play splatterhouse.

[HailingTheThings]

What happened to HailingTheThings?  If that deal fell through, would you be willing to trade them for normal shoelaces?  I can trade you multiple sets of varying lengths.  It's pure profit.

There never was a deal outside of what was publicly posted. I was toying with the idea, as I want them, but really, I don't have a use for them besides looking like an ass with bright orange shoelaces on a few special occasions.

Hey op, how about offering them up as a raffle, winner pays shipping? Everyone wins?

<3

[slinkyturd]

I totally can see myself getting choked out with those by a naked busty woman covered in chunky peanut butter and pepto bismol

[Gredler]

I would use these to replace the skate laces holding my helmet together right now, I'd cut them up into 6" lengths and tie knots in them to bind together the dangler throat guard I wear. I recently put a splatterhouse sticker on there that Jibb hooked me up with, so these would pair nicely with that

[tool]

all replies after mine were fail and mediocre. so it comes back to my answer. grade them and list them on ebay.

[Necromancer]

I don't have a cat, but I'd get one so he/she could play splatterhouse.

Best answer yet by far.